Jonny Lee Riches likes to get his sue on. He sued Mike Vick for $63 billion for something having to do with stealing his dogs and selling them to Iran for nukes. This was after he sued the Jewish Mossad, the CIA and Larry King Live for trying to hijack his torso, three toes, and his constitutional rights and ship them to a secret headquarters in Concord, New Hampshire. But that was before he may or may not have sued the US Govt for a cool 3 Quadrillion for not having shored up the levees in Nawlins. Now your boy JLR appears to have gotten into the credit card fraud biz.
Seriously- it’s already a nighthorse enough to burn one anywhere in America now with all the stupid yuppie noise about 3rd hand smoke preventing me from firing up within 50 feet of anything. Listen up, ladies: EVERYTHING GIVES YOU CANCER. If you think for one second that we’re not going to find out in 20 years that soy mocha lattes don’t cancer up your throat, you’ve got another thing coming. Now on top of that we’re looking at 4 comma picks of cigs? C’mon people, this is a recession.
