This Guy Gets Pitted, So Pitted

This isn’t new, but it’s awesome.  Transcript provided below.

Oh, Brah. It’s just like… Dude, you get the best barrels ever, dude. It’s just like… you pull in, and you just get spit right out of ‘em. And you just drop in, and just smack the lip: whapp-aah! You drop down: Sam-bahhh! And then, after that, you just drop in, and just ride the barrel and get pitted; so pitted like that.