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by Stamos on August 25, 2009

Vomiting Man Sprinkler / Yard Art ????? ???? ???????? ????????
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Date: 2009-07-14, 8:56AM PDT
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I built this guy last Friday & used him to water the lawn all day Saturday. People driving past, gawked at him like they had never seen a guy vomiting a steady stream of water all over the place. I put an ad to offer to sell him on here under “arts & crafts” on Sunday, but didn’t get any takers. I did get one very nice peice of fan mail from someone called the Dragon Planter and of course a couple peices of spam. At 1st, I thought I might just keep him, but then thought somebody else might be more “into him” then I am. So am advertising again, and udating this ad on Friday the 17th. He is life size & made from articulated steel rods w/a detachable ceramic head. The top of which is actually a planter that can have plants planted in it. He can be posed in pretty much any postion a real human can pose in. He would be good for filling a swimming pool. I think if you dressed him like a cowboy and wired him to the fence, he’d make a pretty good stock tank filler too. The kids would probably like to run through his barf on hot days.
You could put him in or near a pond & use a recirculating pump instead of hooking him to the garden hose. You could dress him in womens clothes & put a wig on him. Making it a lady puker instead.
I can drive him down to Spokane for another $20, [must be prepaid by money order or check issued from bank of America only] and elsewhere possibly. Please excuse the poor quality of the photos. I am horrible at taking pictures. ??????? ??? ? ?????? ?????

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Brandon August 27, 2009 at 12:10 pm

How much did they want for him?

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