Have you ever won a Cy Young on weed? Man, brah. Because Tim Lincecum has. Well, in theory anyway — the young Giants ace was busted earlier tonight while driving around with some cheebs in his car and now faces some serious jail time.
Oh wait, what’s that? Right, right. He’s a famous athlete. So, he’ll probably be fined, instead of, you know, going to jail for an unreasonably lengthy amount of time.
Seriously though, listen to how this went down:
After an officer detected the smell of marijuana, the two-time All-Star complied with a request to turn over 3.3 grams of the substance and a pipe from the car’s center console. Because the officer did not judge Lincecum to be impaired, he cited him and allowed him to continue.
WTF? He got pulled by the cops with multiple grams of pot and a bowl while speeding on the interstate and they let him go home? I guess that happens about 90% of the time.
But whatevs — all this does is confirm my theory that Wiley Wiggins gave up acting, learned how to pitch and became a millionaire.
