Urban Dictionary Term of the Week: Cosby Sweater

by Brinson on November 6, 2009

cosby-sweater-urban-dictionaryUrban Dictionary is a valuable resource for figuring out why the hell your kids keep yelling insane things. It’s also pretty funny from time to time. In that vein, this feature will [hopefully] bring to light something new that you didn’t know about from the site.

COSBY SWEATER: The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other ‘bright, colorful’ breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980’s sitcom “The Cosby Show”.

So, um, yeah, this is pretty incredible — and I feel like I’ve heard about this. Maybe. Or maybe not; it was tossed in UD back in 2006, before the Googlez made love to Al Gore and created this tangled web of blogging that we now live in, so, yeah, it might be old. But it’s still a goody — the bonus here, of course, aside from Cosby Show jokes after you cack on someone’s chest, is that you actually managed to convince your “partner” to let you bring some sort of colored cereal into the bedroom.

(Ed. Note: I haven’t watched the new Always Sunny yet, but something tells me that this might have come out of there. Totally random guess, but it’s possible, right?)

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josh November 20, 2009 at 2:19 pm

WTF!!!!!!!!

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