Kamelflage is a “fashion project” started by Loren Weiner and Treger Strasberg which has been renamed “Camel Ammo.” And no, it is not a protective layering or bullets for camels. But it is for cameltoes.
Yup, there’s now protection for that old cameltoe of yours, ladies — to make sure that your unsightly curtains aren’t exploited publicly.
From Miss Weiner (no, the irony did not escape me either):
In the on-line world where exploiting women has become the sport du jour. Treger and I have vowed to provide a little dignity to our sisters! …. whether you are a silver screen sweetheart, a yogini, or the soccer, working or stay-at-home mom down the street, we must have each others’ backs and now CamelAmmo’s got your front too!”
CamelAmmo.com describes the product as “a patent pending, small, flexible insert constructed of light, breathable, body and eco-friendly materials that is placed into the lining of your favorite undies to prevent frontal wedgies.”
Now, frankly, as a gentleman of professional leisure who may or may not occasionally visit celebrity gossip sites, I find this to be a touch offensive — if Kamelflage/Camel Ammo is able to go big nationally (it just takes one mention from Oprah really) then the lifespan of these interwebz locations is suddenly cut in half.
On the other hand, I do simultaneously recognize the need to eliminate unsightly cameltoes from appearing everyday via less attractive women in the workplace. Although those are really taken care of by recognizing your own physical attributes and dressing properly, so let’s just pretend none of this ever happened and go back to gawking at Paris Hilton and her Grande Montana.
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Two ladies that both claim to have invented this product had it out on Howard Stern this morning.
As far as I am concerned, they both need taken out back and beat up. Who in their right mind would want to get rid of Camel Toe?