Kamelflage is a “fashion project” started by Loren Weiner and Treger Strasberg which has been renamed “Camel Ammo.” And no, it is not a protective layering or bullets for camels. But it is for cameltoes.
Yup, there’s now protection for that old cameltoe of yours, ladies — to make sure that your unsightly curtains aren’t exploited publicly.
From Miss Weiner (no, the irony did not escape me either):
In the on-line world where exploiting women has become the sport du jour. Treger and I have vowed to provide a little dignity to our sisters! …. whether you are a silver screen sweetheart, a yogini, or the soccer, working or stay-at-home mom down the street, we must have each others’ backs and now CamelAmmo’s got your front too!”
CamelAmmo.com describes the product as “a patent pending, small, flexible insert constructed of light, breathable, body and eco-friendly materials that is placed into the lining of your favorite undies to prevent frontal wedgies.”
Now, frankly, as a gentleman of professional leisure who may or may not occasionally visit celebrity gossip sites, I find this to be a touch offensive — if Kamelflage/Camel Ammo is able to go big nationally (it just takes one mention from Oprah really) then the lifespan of these interwebz locations is suddenly cut in half.
On the other hand, I do simultaneously recognize the need to eliminate unsightly cameltoes from appearing everyday via less attractive women in the workplace. Although those are really taken care of by recognizing your own physical attributes and dressing properly, so let’s just pretend none of this ever happened and go back to gawking at Paris Hilton and her Grande Montana.
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Two ladies that both claim to have invented this product had it out on Howard Stern this morning.
As far as I am concerned, they both need taken out back and beat up. Who in their right mind would want to get rid of Camel Toe?
Does anyone have any experience hiding moose toe with this product? Or to be rather honest a full on roll and tuck? Do they come in men’s sizes?
Is it an inappropriate gift to get for my mom? I don’t want to offend her, but at the same time I get grossed out at looking at her camel toe. Is there a discreet way to give this as a gift to someone? My dad is indifferent about my mom’s camel toe. Maybe he likes it. I don’t know. Merry Christmas and God Bless you all.
Pete “Beaker” — I gave a set to my mom and wife last year. Neither was even remotely offended. I think giving this gift is a more delicate and thoughtful way of addressing the issue than, for example, simply telling your loved one that the whole world can see her floppy meat curtains when she wears tight pants. Yes, the styles need an upgrade, but I hear there is an edible pair of Kamelflage/Camel Ammo panties in the works. Does anyone know when those will be available? What flavors? I vote for apple pie or fish.
I date a lot of women that I meet on the internet. I usually choose the ones to date by looking at a photo and reading their description of themselves. I masturbate to their photos. If they do, I call. Unfortunately, it is not until I meet them in person that I can determine whether they have visible meat sweaters. Has this company thought about advertising on those websites to make women more aware of their camel toe issues?