January Jones Is the Consummate Beer Pong Professional

by Brinson on November 11, 2009

Jimmy Fallon — on his super-lameawesome late-night talk show — plays beer pong with hot women. January Jones was that woman last night and Fallon finally won, but there’s a caveat: January doesn’t care for his bitch-ass beer pong rules. And she tells him, pointing out that the rules she plays by aren’t quite the same. I think I can safely say that I’m in love with January Jones at this point.

Via Movieline, the things you need to know:

1. The ball must be bounced before landing in a beer cup. (“If you throw a ball in a cup, that’s not beer pong.”)
2. Two players per team. (“There’s a setter and a server and it’s actually a game.”)
3. Fill your cups up to the very top with beer (preferably Bud Light), otherwise Jones will ridicule you.
4. No pity second throws (“That’s not how I play.”)
5. Do not reveal that Ivanka Trump has beaten you. Jones will not be impressed…even if she ends up losing.

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