Jaimee Grubbs Voicemail to Tiger Woods Is Less Incriminating Than I Expected

When I heard that US Weekly had a voicemail from Tiger Woods to Jaimee Grubbs (THE JAIMEE GRUBBS VOICEMAIL, MIND YOU), I was skeptical it was real. And now I’m pretty sure it is real. How-EVAH, I’m not entirely certain it’s the most incriminating voicemail message ever left on a cell phone. But I could be wrong. You tell me.