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Jersey Shore Is The Greatest Worst Thing of All-Time (And Yeah, This Is The Snickers Knock-Out Vid)

by Brinson on December 7, 2009

Here’s the situation: Jersey Shore is a new reality television show that comes on Thursday nights and features a group of eight self-proclaimed Guidos who are obsessed with tanning, partying, fist-pumping, hooking up with other Guidos and being totally awesome.

If your’e not watching this, you’re losing at life. Period. And that is the situation. Also the situation (if you watch, you’re getting my vibe here): coming soon on Jersey Shore is a clip of some fat little girl named Snickers getting punched in face for talking shit.

I know, I know. I’m not supposed to laugh at women who get stone-cold cocked. And neither are you, but this is just amazing. Get your DVR ready, son.

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James C. December 7, 2009 at 10:19 am

Dude, the guy with the boner in sweatpants shorts at the end was unexpected.

Ed M. December 7, 2009 at 3:50 pm

unexpected but funny.

Juan Plough October 11, 2011 at 10:39 am

Sweet blog! I found it while searching on Yahoo News. Do you have any tips on how to get listed in Yahoo News? I’ve been trying for a while but I never seem to get there! Cheers

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