The D.E.N.N.I.S. System in Action: It Works

For those that don’t know:

D: Demonstrate value

E: Engage physically

N: Nurture dependence

N: Neglect emotionally

I: Inspire hope

S: Separate entirely

Also, yes, that’s the coffeeshop girl that Dennis banged way back when (left) and Christina Hendricks from Mad Men, who has decently sized boobies. Always Sunny. It’s pretty badass.