Domino’s may have bounced from sponsorship of Jersey Shore, and we may have to wait for Snookie to get punched, but there’s good news for Jersey Shore fans (everyone at Brahsome is included, natch) who are salivating desperately for tonight’s follow-up to the two hour premiere last week: the Jersey Shore Name Generator. That’s right, wannabe guidos and guidettes, you too can have your own Jersey nickname.
Oh, and in the most awesomely awkward and ironic (I think) news of all time, The Piler and the Likely Future Mrs. Ex-Piler somehow generated THE SAME LAST NAME. Shit you not — Chrissy Mortadella and Jessie Mortadella. Fate. It’s almost as awesome as love. And reality television shows full of fake tans.
Oh, there’s also this name generator if you want a less “guido’d” nickname. For some silly reason.
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The d-bag who punched the shit out of Snookie is a high school teacher! More here:
http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/12/11/snookis-attacker-on-jersey-shore-identified/
Damn. Stevie Orangina
I’m really hoping it’s pronounced as the drink, not the other.
snooki got snooked lol shits fucked up
yo, what’s in a name, any way
Fist pumping guido!
houston texas born and raised!!!!!
I love your show its awsome!!
cool
myspace guido name
i like pie pie is good
lamas are cool
i like dogs
i’m an alaskan guidette.jake i agree with you lamas are cool wait no thier awsome.
i’m bored anyone want ot talk.
i’ll be back later so bye every one.
i <3 this show
I find a nickname based on just your first and last name to be pretty much random. I stumbled upon a great Jersey Shore Nickname Generator at http://jerseyshore-nicknamegen…/. Give it a look, your name is based on your personality.
I find a nickname based on just your first and last name to be pretty much random. I stumbled upon a great Jersey Shore Nickname Generator at http://jerseyshore-nicknamegenerator.com/. Give it a look, your name is based on your personality.
I luv pandas
I’m sure you were inspired by the words, “There is always someone worse off than yourself..”.
Jersey shore is awesome
Jersey shore awrsome
love u snooki & i love all ull but not the situation makes up to much gossip angelina to lovin ulls sloopy seconds snooki
LOVE YOULL I WISH I COULD BE ON UR SHOE BABY
LOVE YOULL I WISH I COULD BE ON UR SHOW
BABY
What is my jersey shore name.
gangst ass lil niqqa
likes to play sports in shape
t-shirt time! yeah buddie! meatballs!
meatballs!!! yeah buddie! snookie!