Way back when I was in high school, George Clinton came to my educational institution and played a concert. He also proceeded to make the gym smell like a Jamaican sweatshop at lunch break. (Yes, things got awkward with the administration.) I mention this, because I would imagine that if the Master of Funk smokes a lot dope in a high school gymnasium, he absolutely burns stalks at home.
This theory would seem to be backed up by the fact that Lil’ Wayne, another musician who isn’t afraid to let everyone know he hits the cheeb, being unable to sell his apartment because it smells too much like marijuana. For serious.
“My fiancé and I called to make an appointment to see it, and the broker, deadpan, goes, ‘I have two questions: Are you offended by the smell of marijuana? And do you mind coming late in the afternoon? It’s currently rented by Lil Wayne, and these are not morning people,” says Page Six’s snitch.
“Once we got there, a member of Wayne’s posse opened the door to the overwhelming smell of marijuana. Two hot, rap-video-looking girls were walking around in nothing but a bra and underwear, blasting hip-hop. We just went in and looked around and tried not to stare.”
I’ll be honest — I was really hoping that his house would have taken on the same qualities as an, ahem, certain blogger’s first dorm room at UT in Raleigh (212 represent!) way back when and just become so potently filled with THC that it was near toxic.
Instead, it just sounds like Lil’ Wayne likes to party. Which is cool, I guess, if you buy the house. On the upside, you can always say, “I live in Lil’ Wayne’s old apartment!” On the downside, if the police ever randomly enter your house, you’re going to jail for something.
