Artie Lange has been hospitalized for an undisclosed ailment, according to E! Online, after having been absent from the Howard Stern show since early December.
“We can confirm that Artie is in the hospital,” Lange’s reps said in a statement. “Artie has chosen to keep all information on this matter between him and his doctor. There will be no further comment.”
This news is shocking in the sense that, well, what the fuck took so long? Not to be crass (because, for all we know, Lange could be in serious, serious condition) but would hearing that Artie Lange has health issues shock you in the least? Of course not — it’s like finding out that Lindsay Lohan overdosed on “powdered doughnuts.”
