Lingustical Sushi Fail

So, the ladyfriend and I ate at sushi on Saturday night and when we sat down and looked at the menu, we were given quite the surprise. I said, “look at this and don’t laugh” meaning “look at this and don’t say it out loud” — we were sitting directly across from the gentlemen preparing said sushi and I didn’t feel like being stabbed with a chopstick or slapped with a piece of raw tuna.