A two-year-old made news Monday when he “accidentally” drank a White Russian at a Boston bar.
Unfortunately, he has neither “dude” nor “Lebowski” in his name. FORTUNATELY, his name is much more retarded: Jadm Moschella.
“It’s white and he thought it was milk. He took one sip and started gagging,” said 2-year-old Jadm’s outraged mother, Jessica Smith, 22, who immediately called police from her table at the Rainbow Dragon restaurant on West Broadway.
His mother than proceeded to call the dinner evening a “crime scene” which is accurate in that she may be arrested for a crime (fraud) when she tries to sue the restaurant because she and her husband are shitty parents.
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“He looks like a fuckin’ loser.”
“Hey, at least I’m housebroken.”