Chile has never been on the shortlist of places I plan to visit. My shortlist now is now being revised. Renaca Beach is filled wall-to-wall with bikini-clad Chilean bombshells. Take the jump for a sampling of what this paradise has to offer. Photos courtesy of Coed Magazine.

There are a host of good places for the ladies to smuggle their corn, should they pursue a career in muling.  In your bra.  In your snizz.  In the pooper.  In a box of tampons.  In a battery operated orgasm yourself appliance, otherwise known as a B.O.O.Y.A (also referred to as the Stuart and the Right Eye).  All of these are places most guys working security won’t question.  One place they may question is a bag full of loose golf clubs.  Especially if they ask “what’s your handicap?” and you answer “I’m not disabled.”

As the clueless crook began a jail sentence, Mike O’Grady of HM Revenue and Customs said: “When Dryer was asked questions about golf, it was clear that she was totally unfamiliar with the game and she had no legitimate reason for travelling with the sports equipment.”

As if there’s any legitimate reason for any 23 year old woman (especially one named Kayti- seriously Mom and Dad?  You’re so desperate for your daughter to be different you spelled Katie with a ‘y’ up front?  Hell, why not go with Aymee or Sayruh or Jenipher or Jewleyuh.  Actually, Jewleyuh would get plowed fo sho) to be carrying something other than a tennis racket or KY Jelly that could be referred to as sports equiptment.  Unless it’s Anna Rawson, in which case she should have all of the above.

Yesterday we brought you the news that Mel Gibson and his wife of 29 years, Robyn, were splitting up. In Cali they split everything 50/50, meaning Robyn Gibson could be walking away with a check for close to $450 million. Which is just unbelievable.

Well, today everyone’s favorite tabloid news-breaker, The Sun, tells us that the new lady in Mel’s life is 24-year-old singer/model Oksana Pochepa. Actually, The Sun is just passing the word along, as it was Oksana herself who felt the need to tell the world:

“This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting. We are different people, but Mel is a grown man and knows precisely what he wants and me too — I know what I want.”

I realize no one really cares … but any chance for put up pics of a Russian model is a post worth making. These pics would be so much better if they came with a small audio clip of her saying something in English with a Russian accent. Alas, they do not.

Update: In addition to numerous pics, we also have her music video where she takes off her shirt.

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Video from WWTDD.com

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Here are a few choice cuts of Jessica Biel in her role as a stripper in the poorly-lit, probably-shitty Powder Blue.

If you’re not at work, or simply don’t mind seeing some slightly more graphic moves by Ms. Biel while at work, here’s a nice .gif from the movie for you … yowza.

It’s Friday, so we’re just going to throw videos at you until it’s time to start drinking.

And just to keep it real, we’ll give you a much better Powder Blue.

As you may or may not know, Bruce Willis married Emma Heming over the weekend. This cat must be packing some serious heat, because he already had Demi Moore back in her prime and now he’s tagging this 29-year-old former VS model. Cheers to you, Bruno. Cheers to you.

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We get e-mails here from time to time from various and sundry publications asking us if we want to pimp their shit for free.  We decline because mostly it sucks balls (except in the case of Mountain Dew Voltage- that was secretly kind of good, so we’ll hook them up with a shout- Way to go Deana!!!!  Now ease off the giant fly commercials).  That said, the folks at DETAILS magazine sent us a few shots of Emmy Rossum from an upcoming issue, and, well, she makes me want to squeeze my lemon until the juice runs down my leg (Robert Plant’s words, not ours).  Anywho, see them (along with a couple others we dug up – one quite vintage) for yourself after the jump.

Thanks to Matthias Vriens for DETAILS for the pics.

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Bar Rafaeli, is obnoxiously attractive. We’ve discussed this to some extent previously, but just in case you’d forgotten, here she is again.  This time, though, she’s like 90 feet long, spread out on a the side of a plane.  Yay Sports Illustrated.  Anyways, this is causing something of a stir among complete losers like Jim Dawson.

“I would not want to have to watch this plane pull up to the gate traveling with my young child, or mother, grandmother, etc,” customer Jim Dawson said.

Well, Jim, maybe you should tell your kid and mom and grandma to stop being such whiny bitches.  Hopefully you’re not taking a trip down to Florida or the Bahamas or something- God forbid someone in your family see a woman in a bikini in person. 

And, in case Jim’s grandmother is reading Brahsome today, here’s a few more shots of Ms. Rafaeli for dat ass.

Finally. After years of people such as myself wondering why in the name of allah someone as perfect as Megan Fox, one of the hottest woman in the world, would date obvious douche bag Brian Austin Green, the universe has righted itself and the couple have ended their engagement.

According to Yahoo! the break was amicable and they remain friends.

Obviously.

There’s no way BAG can let this thing end badly. He has to maintain at least “friendship” status because he knows as well as every else does that his 90210 days are fading from the rear view mirror and his occasional appearances in the Terminator series aren’t getting any panties wet in Hollywood. Staying friends is the only way he can ever have a shot at tapping that ass again.

Have we mentioned we love Megan Fox?

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Every time you turn on the news these days, someone is talking about a Government bailout: the financial industry, the auto industry, even the prOn industry

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. As a general proponent of the capitalist market, I have been skeptical of all these bailouts from the beginning. Uncle Sam already is all up in my biz-nass a lot more than I care for. Do we really trust the government to run and/or have a major hand in all of these industries? They ran a freaking whorehouse into the ground.

Not just any whorehouse, mind you, one of the most famous whorehouses in the world, the Mustang Ranch. Back in 1990 the IRS seized the brothel for stiffing Uncle Sam, took over the day to day operations and it quickly went out of business. Seriously, how hard is it to sell legal sex with hot women and liquor? I can’t even fathom how that idea could ever fail. They don’t call it the world’s oldest profession for nothing. A real estate developer purchased the Ranch in 2007 for a paltry $145,100 and it’s running smoother than ever. Sounds like the Government is the one that needs the bailouts.

I could watch this over and over and over again.  They She really never gets old.  When I showed this to Brinson, he remarked that “that tramp stamp is the lone problem.”  I had to go back and look because as many times as I have watched this little picture of awesomeness, I’ve never noticed the target before.