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Karl Pilkington Discovers Flying Fish?

May 25, 2010

That’s the only explanation I’ve got for this foul-mouthed awesomeness.

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‘So She’s Enjoying Penis a Little Bit More, Is She?’

May 25, 2010

Stamos makes a fantastic point: the smugness of ABC26 news anchor Michael Hill when he asks the above question is 100% gold. And while I don’t want to offer any advice that would prevent this from happening in the future, it’s probably worth noting that if you’re a male anchor and your co-worker is tossing [...]

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Ben Bridwell of Band of Horses Does ‘Hunger Strike’ With Pearl Jam

May 24, 2010

If you, like me, are a child of the 90’s, you really

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‘The Yoga Song’

May 7, 2010

Saw it on the YEM Blog, so eh, why not? It’s not that amazing, but it’s freaking weird.

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Awesomeness, Meet Parental Irresponsibility

May 6, 2010

Chiding the two gentlemen in this video seems like the right thing to do because, well, they’re throwing a little girl in the air like she was a sock puppet. Or a kitten. But at the same time, I’ll probably end up doing worse with my own children, and besides, the result of this is [...]

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Sadly, His Last Name Is Not ‘Lebowski’

May 3, 2010

A two-year-old made news Monday when he “accidentally” drank a White Russian at a Boston bar.
Unfortunately, he has neither “dude” nor “Lebowski” in his name. FORTUNATELY, his name is much more retarded: Jadm Moschella.
“It’s white and he thought it was milk. He took one sip and started gagging,” said 2-year-old Jadm’s outraged mother, Jessica Smith, [...]

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The Only Thing Lawrence Taylor Remembers About Draft Day Is Drinking ‘41 Coors Lights’

April 23, 2010

I’m not entirely sure how you can actually a) remember all the way to 41 when it comes to counting beers or b) actually drink FORTY-ONE beers in the first place, but Lawrence Taylor claims to have done it.

Some people stay stupid and outrageous things all the time (see: Mel Kiper, me, many others), but [...]

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Drunk Guy Can’t Get His Flops On

April 22, 2010

You think he’s got it, but he don’t yet got it.

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Wu-Tang Clan Name Generator (Thank You Jeebus, Part 2)

April 22, 2010

In honor of Van Morrison no longer being a total dick (he’s the guy who shut this site down for a while there; pretty annoying, no), we thought we’d come out of our shell and drop some truthbombs on you with the Wu-Tang Clan Name Generator.
You don’t have to be a genius to figure [...]

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Gino the Ginny

February 25, 2010

Brahsome’s been around for a while, so I might have forgotten if this was on here before. But a friend re-introduced me earlier. This is awesome.

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