There is a God. And that God smiled on Bar Rafaeli. Please see second video clip for Stamos’ personal reaction to the first video clip.

No, we’re not talking about that girl Brinson snuck out the back door of The Pointe with a couple months back.  Courtesy of WRAL.

It’s reminiscent of something from the 1958 science-fiction film, “The Blob” – a beating, pulsating, mysterious, slimy mass that has grabbed widespread attention across the Internet.  And it’s growing and living in the sewer below Cameron Village in Raleigh.  Speculation on YouTube as to what it might be ranges from a marketing ploy to promote a new alien movie to undocumented life form to a sewer monster.

It’s a busy time of the year for NBA front offices, with the draft, free agency and scouting summer leagues. Scouts and execs are combing available players to improve their rosters and/or save money. NBA journalists are equally busy, covering all the comings and goings, especially the guys at ESPN. They breakdown every angle on free agency, especially the available players and their attributes. John Hollinger, usually known for making you feel like you are taking statistics again, recently penned typed an article entitled Best under-the-radar free agents. Former Florida State guard Von Wafer is available and, according to Hollinger, “is a knockdown shooter who can also put it on the floor and use his athleticism to score at the trim.” Everyone knows pro-athletes slay, especially in the off season, but is it really necessary to call them out on the World Wide Leader?

Dear Connie:

I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our ‘cooling off’ period, but I couldn’t wait any more.

The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again, but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking.  Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact.  In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me.  I guess my pride needed that.  But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things.  I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss you. I don’t care about looking bad anymore.  I don’t care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.  Maybe it’s time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. This is what my heart says: “There’s no one like you Connie.  I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they’re not you.  They’re not even close.”

Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me.  I don’t say this to hurt you, but to illustrate the depth of my desperation.  She was young, maybe 19; with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you.  I mean, just a perfect body.  Tits like you wouldn’t believe and an ass that just wouldn’t quit.  Every man’s dream, right?

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H/T to Tiddy

The number 10 overall selection in last week’s NBA Draft, Brandon Jennings, is making an early impact, one the Buck’s brass is probably not too pleased about. Jennings’ recent exchange with rapper Joe Budden about his dying burgeoning NBA career is a tad bit agressive. And when I say a tad bit aggressive, I mean extremely inflammatory and full of profanity. Jennings first made headlines when he opted to play pro-basketball in Italy, rather than go to college for one year. At least he’ll be acquainted with Europe when he’s back there in three years. You can watch the video courtesy of Black Sports Online, or take the jump for the transcribed version. Shortly after the exchange fired around the internet like a rocket, Jennings quickly disappeared from the internet, cancelling his blog, twitter account and probably all other social media. How much do you think the Bucks would pay for a Ty Lawson or Jrue Holiday mulligan?

H/T to Deadspin.
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1986 toyota camry custom

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Date: 2009-05-20, 8:04PM MST

1986 toyota camry

custom made with heavy duty cardboard body kit

runs good fast and fun

custom cardboard hoodscoop and rear spoiler for

super aerodynamic

15 inch chrome rims

comes with pink sandle air freshner for odor control

flame and dragon decals 

Here’s a lesson, kids, on why you don’t get high on your own supply.  Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, here’s exhibit A- Cameron Jefferson.  Cameron, you see, stopped by his local Wachovia branch in sunny Tallahassee last week to drop off 200 bones.  Cameron included with his 200 bones a satch of weed and a corner  full of chowder.  This was a mistake.  What Cameron should have done was stay at his house, smoke the doge, and then called a local hoower so he could rip gates off her fupa for the afternoon, like most self-respecting civilians would have.  For shame, Cameron.  For shame.

While you’re probably tired of Michael Jackson, with the incessant coverage in the wake of his death, make room for one more video. Jacko was an undeniable talent and this video, set to Unbreakable, captures his ability to get down. Unbreakable is not at the top of Jackson’s hit list, but it’s hot, with a tight Biggie sample. Jaw-dropping is normally reserved for the height of athletic achievement, but the King of Pop’s moves rival anything I’ve ever seen on a football field or basketball court. Details about his life and death are slowly leaking out, including the alleged $400 million debt of his estate, 100 unreleased songs in the possession of his children and an apparent overdose of demerol. Taken far too soon, in the wake of a comeback, Jackson’s life will entertain and bewilder for years to come.

The NBA Draft is probably my favorite non-sporting sporting event of the year. Brinson and I were talking earlier this week about how the NBA off season is more entertaining than the actual basketball. Speaking of the site bitch mastermind, Happy Birthday, Brah. Here are some of my takes on last night’s Draft.

• Hasheem Thabeet will be a bust.  He’s not going to suddenly develop an offensive game. 
• Harden was a great pick by the Thunder- NBA ready and a position of need.  They have a nice little core of Durant, Green, Westbrook and Harden.
• Tyreke Evans was a terrible pick by the Kings.  He’s not a point guard by any means and shooting guard is the one position on your team where you have talent (Kevan Martin).  With two first round picks and a draft full of true point guards, who do you egg that?
• The Twolves have to be ecstatic Rubio fell to them.  They’ve got time to wait for him to develop and with that kind of court vision he could be special.
• Jonny Flynn was the real head scratcher of the night.  I don’t think he or Rubio can slide over to the two.  Curry would have been the better pick, although Rubio and Curry would have trouble guarding NBA backcourts.  I heard new TWolves GM, David Kahn, on the radio this morning say Rubio might stay overseas for a couple of years, which makes the Flynn pick a little more understandable.
• Much to the dismay of Knicks fans, Steph Curry will flourish in Nelly ball.
• I like Brandon Jennings at 10 to the Bucks.  I’m not sold on the kid, but he has the most upside of anyone left on the Board and in what is considered a very weak draft, why not gamble?
• The Bobcats are cornering the market on ACC players.  I was waiting for Courtney Fells in the second round.
• 13 Hansbrough is a little high for Hansbrough.  I’ve watched the kid for four years and he’ll be decent, but never special.  He won’t have the benefit of the baby blue uniform and that awkward shoulder high push shot will get but in the stands by the likes of Rudy Gay.  I’m sure Hans is thrilled at going in the lottery, but he would have been perfect on an established team where he could fill a role off the bench.
• TWolves go PG again at 18 with Ty Lawson (great shot of Roy Williams saying “That’s 3 point guards), but the pick was traded to Denver.  Great pickup by the Nuggets.  Lawson is another kid I’ve watched for a few years and he’s good.  End to end he’s as fast as they come and he became a deadly shooter from three by his junior year.

Second Round Thoughts:

• Spurs got a steal at 37 with Dejuan Blair.  With a paper thin frontcourt after the trade for Jefferson, Blair can step in and contribute right away.  The guy is a warrior on the boards with a seven foot wingspan.  I seem to recall him dominating a certain #2 overall pick.
• What a slip for Chase Budinger.  He was once a certain lottery pick early in his career, but slid all the way to 44.  Moral of the story:  If you are white and projected to go high in the first round, you have to go immediately.  We’re looking at you Shavlik Randolph and Josh McRoberts.
• I can’t believe I’m showering more praise on a UNC player, but I like the Cavs pick of Danny Green.  He doesn’t blow you away, but he can shoot and play D, both huge needs for the Cavs. Getting a contribution from a secon round player is always a major bonus.  He should be a nice role player for years to come.
• With the pick of Jack McClinton, I wonder if the Spurs will look to move Roger Mason to shore up that aforementioned frontcourt.

That’s it for now.  Give us your take in the comments section.