Hines Ward was recently voted the dirtiest player in the NFL. But he ain’t got shit on Liz Lambert (it’s so much foxier than Elizabeth, right?) who is a master at ponytail yanking (which is exactly what I’m doing to Kigh the next time I see him for trying to one-up my Friday Fixx, even if it resulted in me jamming out to Phish playing Exile) and one of the most stone cold bitches I’ve seen in a while — it takes an evil person to pull of this move. Enjoy.
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Torn and Frayed
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Once upon a time, at a blog far, far away, there used to be a feature known as the “Friday Fixx.” Essentially, this was an easy out for Friday Youtubage that counted as a feature. Well, if we can be “back” (in so much that we are), so can this mail-in. Nirvana. Widespread. Halloween. Things happen. Enjoy.
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Urban Dictionary is a valuable resource for figuring out why the hell your kids keep yelling insane things. It’s also pretty funny from time to time. In that vein, this feature will [hopefully] bring to light something new that you didn’t know about from the site.
COSBY SWEATER: The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other ‘bright, colorful’ breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980’s sitcom “The Cosby Show”.
So, um, yeah, this is pretty incredible — and I feel like I’ve heard about this. Maybe. Or maybe not; it was tossed in UD back in 2006, before the Googlez made love to Al Gore and created this tangled web of blogging that we now live in, so, yeah, it might be old. But it’s still a goody — the bonus here, of course, aside from Cosby Show jokes after you cack on someone’s chest, is that you actually managed to convince your “partner” to let you bring some sort of colored cereal into the bedroom.
(Ed. Note: I haven’t watched the new Always Sunny yet, but something tells me that this might have come out of there. Totally random guess, but it’s possible, right?)
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Have you ever won a Cy Young on weed? Man, brah. Because Tim Lincecum has. Well, in theory anyway — the young Giants ace was busted earlier tonight while driving around with some cheebs in his car and now faces some serious jail time.
Oh wait, what’s that? Right, right. He’s a famous athlete. So, he’ll probably be fined, instead of, you know, going to jail for an unreasonably lengthy amount of time.
Seriously though, listen to how this went down:
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