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Tulips Are the New Roses

by Brinson on February 14, 2012

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Tulips are the new roses, you guys. Yeah, we said it: Roses are bunk. (Well, now we said it.)

Why are we saying this? Well, mainly because roses have become a staple for the American male consumer on Valentine’s Day, and as a result, the cartel that is flower stores have cranked up the price of roses.

Yet the beautiful, bulbed tulips remain at a reasonable price and with the added benefit of not being a worn out cliche.

Actually, let us take that back: if you’re going to the prom, there’s nothing cliched about roses. You high schooler.

So join us in the revolution and make tulips — the just-as-beautiful, yet substantially-better-priced Valentine’s option — the new roses.

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Home & Office Maintenance Enterprises, Inc.

by The Piler on April 27, 2011

Hello Brahnation, just wanted to share my latest venture, Home & Office Maintenance Enterprises, Inc. or “HOME Inc.” HOME Inc. is a company my father started over twenty years ago and my sister and I took over last year. Our company offers cleaning, janitorial, handyman and remodeling services in the Raleigh and Wilmington areas. Our cleaning services include carpet cleaning, floor buffing and waxing, and pressure washing. Our handyman and remodeling servinces include painting, drywall repair, cabinet installation, bathroom remodeling, kitchen remodeling, crown molding, and replacing doors and windows. We offers services in Raleigh and Wilmington, North Carolina. Give us a call at (919) 833-2221. One call cleans it all.

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Kelly_Ball_374x374We didn’t win the 2011 Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge over at Spike.com. You probably realize this because there would have been much more gloating going on thus far, and chatter about Las Vegas and stuff.

But, still, we feel compelled to congratulate the champion of the Bracketmaster Challenge, Kelly, featured right. A hearty congratulations also goes out to Joshua Estrin of Examiner and Celeb Buzzz, who coached Kelly all the way to the championship.

It was a hard-fought battle, but Joshua now retains some sort of gigantic trophy and a pile of prizes as well. Witness the final Bracket:
Final Bracket_Kelly

We’d be remiss if we didn’t think the awesome Captain for the experience of competing in this challenge, as well as the folks over at Spike for putting it on.

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Monica_Ball_FullWe’ve covered in some detail our involvement with Captain Morgan’s Bracketmaster contest, and we’re pleased to inform you that we — us, our girl Monica and you, dear reader — are all winners. But we need to KEEP winning, so we’re going to ask you to vote.

Again.

The good news is it’s really easy to do so — just cruise on over to Bracketmaster.Spike.com and/or text MONICA to 44686 to give her a vote and try to get us into the Elite 8. The further we go, the more money we make for your/our favorite charity. (No, seriously.)

Anyway, if you need more proof that you should vote for Monica, we did a little Q & A with her following our victory in the first round.

Enjoy:
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Monica_Ball_FullYes, this is urgent. But fear not, you still have time — at least until the end of business today — to vote for Monica and help her win Spike’s Bracketmaster Challenge.

Well, actually, you can win stuff — and help charity. More details to follow. For now, get caught up with Monica real quick …

See? She’s awesome. You should vote for her. And again, you can do so by going to Bracketmaster.Spike.com and/or texting MONICA to 44686.

And now, for our standings. REMEMBER: GO VOTE.
Spike Bracketmaster

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Monica_Ball_FullHey-o kids! So, Captain Morgan, for the second time in two years, is doing a little bracket challenge where they team up with Spike.com. (It’s actually called the Bracketmaster Challenge for those that care, and you can compete for $15,000 by going to Bracketmaster.Spike.com and filling out your own personal bracket.)

It’s an online tournament that runs February 14 – April 4 where 32 Morganettes from across the country representing the North, South, East and West will go head-to-head, vying to become the Ultimate Morganette.

We’ve — Brahsome — got one of those Morganettes under our wing and we want you to get to know her. Her name is Monica, and you can see her to the right, and check out her video below. We want you to vote for her, because if you do, we’ll win stuff too, and then we’ll share it with you. Also: there may be a charitable donation involved. So go vote here (after you watch the video).

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Larry Drew II is a…

February 4, 2011

Amidst rumors of an impending transfer, Larry, I leave you with this. Good riddance.

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Epic Stretcher Guy Refuses To Let The Party End

December 7, 2010

You might have noticed, but we’ve, ummmm, let ourselves go around Brahsome. Stamos is about to be a daddy, Brinson is about to be a husband, Kigh took his talents back to Texas and The Piler is now a slum lord. Anyway, I came across this youtube and it immediately made me think [...]

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Asians…

September 18, 2010

Oddly enough my balls have also been described as both hilarious and Japanese.

Bump this shit tonight, you perverts.

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Pom Spin

September 17, 2010

This is to make up for me adding Michael Vick to my fantasy team.

GIFSoup

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