marv-albert-50-centIt doesn’t get much weirder than this — the Los Angeles Times is reporting that Marv Albert and 50 Cent (yes, the real announcer and real rapper) got in a fight (yes, with fists and punches and stuff) backstage while appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show. WTF.
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This Is What We’re Getting on May 17th, 2010

by Brinson on November 20, 2009

May 17th is a solid five or six months away (who really keeps track of “dates” and “times” and whatnot, right?) but I think that will mark Brahsome’s 3rd birthday. We’ll probably try and run back MardiBrah again and we’ll probably take crap for abandoning this place for a few months. But you know what? We don’t care. Because we’re going to buy one of these for everyone to eat. Which sounds much more disgusting when you say that word and then start at the picture.
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I already posted this over at FanHouse, but it’s worth putting up anywhere I can possibly post it — and as you can note over there, running into the Sunday Night Football weather forecast on the Today show was a TOTAL ACCIDENT. I swear. Anyway, watch this, and then go cry yourself back to sleep. Or something.

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My Sperm Is Apparently Worth $40 a Pop

by Brinson on November 20, 2009

howmuchismyspermworthI’ve never donated sperm. (Seriously, I haven’t. Stop looking at me like that.) So how do I know the valuation of each pile of baby batter? Because I visited HowMuchIsMySpermWorth.com, that’s how!
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beck-harry-patchOkay, this is one of the sillier musical feuds I’ve ever heard of, but I feel the need to pass it along because it eventually ended up with Beck making a new song called “Harry Partch.”

It’s named that because Partch is the guy who created the 43-tone scale (whatever the hell that is — I’m tone deaf!) And Beck created this because some douchebag named Matthew Friedberger of some doucheband named the Fiery Furnaces lashed out at Radiohead for writing about Partch in a song named … Harry PATCH.
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South Park’s ‘Minorities’ Song (and Video)

by Brinson on November 19, 2009

Needless to say, we neither endorse nor condone Eric Cartman’s views on the world. But that doesn’t mean we didn’t laugh last night at this video.

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The Fake Pitch Alley-Oop Is Clearly the New Statue of Liberty

November 19, 2009

Bethel College decided to run the following play in a game. It is the most insane and ridiculous goal line call I have ever seen. Also: surely there’s an easier way to run a fake. I mean the guy was even covered.

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This Luke Wilson-AT&T Commercial Doesn’t Seem Hastily Thrown Together at All

November 19, 2009

AT&T, as you may know, is in a hotly contested media and legal war with Verizon. Most of this, I believe, stems from AT&T wanting to maintain complete control of Apple’s iPhone, despite the fact that AT&T’s national coverage makes Cricket look good.
That coverage being the premise of Verizon’s Christmas-time ads, which show Verizon [...]

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Widspread Panic Is The Band. Literally

November 19, 2009

Because these might be my two favorite songs that Widespread could possibly play, and they happened to play them back-to-back recently in Austin. And because it’s sick even if that’s an overstatement.

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Charlotte Gainsbourg/Beck : Heaven Can Wait

November 19, 2009

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