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Check Out This Side Boob!

by Worth on August 20, 2010

This could perhaps be the greatest use of viral marketing, ever.

Although, I will probably never see the movie and have already forgotten about the ad altogether.

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Wu Sabi Ain’t Nothing to F*ck With

by Brinson on August 12, 2010

Via Sharebro Xmas Ape

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This Just In: Charlie Weis is Fat

by Worth on August 9, 2010

Poor Chuck.

Poor Chuck.

In a shocking revelation, the American obesity epidemic’s spokesperson, Charlie Weis has admitted that a piece of his left knee actually broke off recently. Let’s face it, the self-proclaimed offensive guru sweats when he eats so the fact that his limbs are finally succumbing to a lifetime of stress is more or less expected.

Eat a fucking carrot, you jerk!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-chiefs-weis

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J.J. Grey & MOFRO - 'Georgia Warhorse' album cover

JJ Grey & MOFRO is probably one of the most kickass southern bands that you may have never heard of. Blending the classic southern rock & roll and the blues with a soul/funk/R&B sound, these Jacksonville, FL natives have been a welcome sound in the live music scene for the past decade. With four great albums under their belt (two billed as MOFRO and two billed as JJ Grey & MOFRO), fans and critics have been eagerly awaiting the band’s fifth album, ‘Georgia Warhorse’, which hits the proverbial shelves on August 24th.

JJ GreyPhoto Credit: Darren Jacknisky

Joined by Toots Hibbert of Toots & the Maytals and Derek Trucks on two tracks on ‘Georgia Warhorse’  on Alligator Records, JJ Grey & MOFRO recorded their new eleven track album in a studio full of vintage equipment in near the Georgia state line in Jacksonville, FL. I’m not sure how they were able to get the time to record with their exhausting touring across the nation with appearances at many of the biggest music festivals during the summer.

I caught an early listen of “The Sweetest Thing”, the new single from ‘Georgia Warhorse’ featuring  a duet with Toots Hibbert, and it did not disappoint. The track has a funky horn line paired with vocals by Grey and Hibbert in addition to rustic guitar riffs and the classic swamp rhythm that has put JJ Grey & MOFRO in constant rotation on my iPod. Make sure you pick up a copy of ‘Georgia Warhorse’ on 8/24 but, in the mean time, go ahead and get their discography: (’Blackwater’ (2001), ‘Lochaloosa’ (2004), ‘Country Ghetto’ (2007), & ‘Orange Blossoms’ (2008) plus a vinyl-only version of their hits called ‘The Choice Cuts’). All four albums are perfect for summertime driving or just kicking it outside on a nice day.

JJ Grey & Mofro will be playing at The Pour House in Raleigh on July 21st with Amelia’s Mechanic opening for them (a very talented band out of Greensboro, NC that you should check out). You should definitely mark this show on your calendar and buy a ticket because you won’t be able to see JJ Grey & MOFRO in this intimate of a live music setting for long. If you are not in North Carolina, check out their tour schedule on Facebook to find out where they are playing near you.

Check out the music video of the title track off of their album ‘Orange Blossoms’ below:

Here is another video for “On Fire” off of their ‘Orange Blossoms’ album:

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NickandtheBabes

Nick and the Babes will be performing at the Berkeley Cafe on Friday, June 11th, in Raleigh. Zach Terry of The Whiskey Smugglers and Cat Albanese will play supporting acts so it should be one helluva evening of live music.

Nick and the Babes are Americana to the core. You can hear a lot of Ryan Adams, Wilco and The Avett Brothers (they played with Jim Avett a few weeks ago) in their music and they combine honest songwriting, pedal steel, rock guitars and a love for headbands to create a sound all their own. If you like some good alt-country and are looking  to get nice on a Friday night with some good music, make your way down the Berkeley Cafe can check out Nick and the Babes.

Though their band name might have fooled you, there isn’t one female in the band:

Nick Bailey – vocals/guitar
Graham Bailey – drum kit/vocals
Rob Wank – keys/vocals
Dail Reed – bass
John Speight – pedal steel/guitar

Here is a video of Nick and the Babes playing “Punch You In The Face” last year at The Pour House:

If you can’t make the show tomorrow night, catch them playing with Holy Ghost Tent Revival next Thursday (June 17th) at The Pour House. The show starts at 9 p.m.

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I dunno. As ‘Duk said, it’s “strangely entertaining.”

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Jumping a Toll Booth Is Never Not a Good Idea

June 3, 2010

Title stolen from Unsilent, video snagged from Jalopnik. It’s what you would expect, although maybe the fact that the dude was drunk and at an airport makes this a little bit less of a “good idea” and more of a “dangerous, deadly hazard.”

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Matthew Pick, Wrightsville Beach Streaker Who Was Tased, Is an ECU Football Player

June 1, 2010

So, as mentioned before, it seemed utterly impossible that Jeebus could bless the world enough to actually end up with quality footage of the Wrightsville Beach streaker who got tased this weekend.
Obviously, that wasn’t too much to ask (there are multiple videos popping up on Youtube now). And it seemed, too, that the story couldn’t [...]

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Wrightsville Beach Bars Streaker Gets Tased (Bro)

June 1, 2010

I was down in Wrightsville Beach this past weekend and heard tale of a streaker who went flying down Lumina (in between Jerry Allen’s/Lagerheads, heading towards Wings). I also heard that he got tased (bro). Which meant that sooner or later, said tasing — if it happened — would end up on YouTube. Well, looks [...]

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Coolio Gets Iced at Frat Party Post Gangsta’s Paradise (Video)

May 27, 2010

The gentlemen over at Bros Icing Bros are onto something (most likely a buttload of money from some Smirnoff PR rep, but that’s just my own conspiracy theory) big: making bros hit one knee and pound shitty, flavored beer. But it’s not just limited to Bros, bro. It also includes gangster rap bros, like Coolio [...]

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