by Brinson on November 20, 2009
It doesn’t get much weirder than this — the Los Angeles Times is reporting that Marv Albert and 50 Cent (yes, the real announcer and real rapper) got in a fight (yes, with fists and punches and stuff) backstage while appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show. WTF.
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by Brinson on November 20, 2009
May 17th is a solid five or six months away (who really keeps track of “dates” and “times” and whatnot, right?) but I think that will mark Brahsome’s 3rd birthday. We’ll probably try and run back MardiBrah again and we’ll probably take crap for abandoning this place for a few months. But you know what? We don’t care. Because we’re going to buy one of these for everyone to eat. Which sounds much more disgusting when you say that word and then start at the picture.

by Brinson on November 20, 2009
I’ve never donated sperm. (Seriously, I haven’t. Stop looking at me like that.) So how do I know the valuation of each pile of baby batter? Because I visited HowMuchIsMySpermWorth.com, that’s how!
Care to Get Nice?
by Brinson on November 20, 2009
Okay, this is one of the sillier musical feuds I’ve ever heard of, but I feel the need to pass it along because it eventually ended up with Beck making a new song called “Harry Partch.”
It’s named that because Partch is the guy who created the 43-tone scale (whatever the hell that is — I’m tone deaf!) And Beck created this because some douchebag named Matthew Friedberger of some doucheband named the Fiery Furnaces lashed out at Radiohead for writing about Partch in a song named … Harry PATCH.
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by Brinson on November 19, 2009
Needless to say, we neither endorse nor condone Eric Cartman’s views on the world. But that doesn’t mean we didn’t laugh last night at this video.