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Brahsome’s First ‘Father of the Year’ Candidate

by C. Brahkowski on May 31, 2007

Today brahsome.com brings you the story of Omar Cruz Garza. Mr. Garza was pulled over during a routine traffic stop on Saturday and that’s when things got…well…weird.

During the stop the police looked inside Mr. Garza’s ride and noticed a safe, a DVD player, some power tools, a camera, and a bag of cocaine. Just another Saturday night, you say? Well, as surprising as it may be, it appears things weren’t exactly on the up and up. When asked for his license, Mr. Garza handed over a fake I.D…and then he told the cops that the bag of white lightning was a present for his son, who was about to graduate from high school. You just can’t make this shit up, people.

The Victoria Advocate gives some more juicy details.

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