I was a Star Wars fan growing up. If you are a male under the age of 35 or so, you probably are, too. I mean what’s not to love about watching the rebel forces band together and take on the Evil Empire? Everyone I know wanted a lightsaber at some point in their childhood. Everyone I know wanted to ride on the Millenium Falcon. Most of my buddies will tell you the first time they fell in love was when Jabba the Hut took our fair Princess Leia hostage. But then we turned into teenagers and realized there wasn’t a chance in hell we could ever get laid if we didn’t take down the Han Solo posters. Apparently, some people didn’t get the memo.
Jonathon Wallock never gave up his love for Star Wars and happened to find a young lady who didn’t care that he was a complete fucking dork. Not only was Rose Coe willing to marry this guy, they had a costume wedding outside of AdventureCon in Knoxville, Tennessee!
The minister was dressed as an imperial officer. The groom wore a Boba Fett outfit. Ms. Coe chose to go even further outside the box and walk down the isle as Sarah from “Labyrinth,” rather than the obvious Leia choice. Honestly, I just wanted a reason to post another picture of her.
Some people spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on their weddings. Some people get married in exotic locations. Others prefer a smaller, more intimate gathering of loved ones. But these two, on one of the biggest days of their lives, decided to roll with more of an “it’s my 8th birthday party” theme.
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Who is the bigger freak, the freak that follows their heart or the freak that has nothing to do but blog about it?
the former…and it’s not even close.
Haha, thats awesome thanks for giving this even more pub!
I can understand how a pure asshat like yourself who gets jealous of fanboys that have a real following. But its ok. I have seen your birdcage diatribe before and its older than your moms permanent tampon, yea you Brahsome or the corporate entity under that title.
At the end of the day, the group these folks belong to raises more money for charities such as Make a Wish, Nationwide Childrens Hospitals, American Cancer Society, etc. than your mess could hardly understand.
So while your famous for being infamous amongst the least responsible demographic in American history of 18-22 year old subsidized dorm room kids, just remember your blog is worth about as much as I paid to post here.
I stand corrected, you do call yourself an ass, dick, jerk, fuckoff and pathetic on several occasions, so thats one less time I will have to call you that, I’ll save the wind for your own personal fanboy, “Mom”.
So how is this different from the people who have Ren Faire weddings, or walk in to the Star Trek theme, or have their dog as a ring-bearer, or the thousands who flock to Vegas to be married by Elvis? Just because people want to celebrate what they love as that get married, and not have a cookie-cutter wedding, that makes them losers and geeks? Oh well, at least they’re happily married and not sitting around taking potshots at other folks on the internet.
Why spend the effort to trash someone elses choices? You must live in total shit to think that your voice is the bearing light we should all use to correct course.
You help no one with your angst. You only serve yourself. It must be a lonely life, hiding behind a keyboard with one hand in your pants. You best watch your angle. Karma knows you well.
As you don’t even have the journalistic integrity to make sure your facts are accurate–the wedding took place in KNOXVILLE, not Nashville–I can’t help but think everything you say is complete rubbish.
Star Wars rules, Brah.
To the 3rd anonymous post (by the way- talking shit about hiding behind a keyboard while you post on someone else’s blog as anonymous- that, my friends, is delicious irony)
If you have links or info on those renaissance fair or Star Trek themed weddings, please forward. I’m looking for ways to class up my wedding. Thanks in advance.
LOL Stamos class up your wedding? Love the porn stash on the stolen pic from the one pic photobucket account you created just for this blog?
“that, my friends, is delicious irony”?!?! delicious irony? seriously? as ironic as the 3rd anonymous posters comments may be, the combination of your grammer and that pic bring waht 4th anonymous poster blogged.
Man, thanks for the laugh, you alone are worth the price of this blog!
priceless piece of work…
Fuck. I always knew I was going to die. But I didn’t think it would be a lightsaber or photogun that killed me.
I’m so glad you bold defenders of the the wedding showed up. Do you have keyboards or do you type using The Force?
How about you change out of your Ewok pajamas, move out of your parents’ basements and get a sense of humor.
Right, right Kigh. I totally see your point of view and sense of humor, it completely shines through.
Move out of our parents basement and geta sense of humor huh? This coming from a man who blogs instead of gets out once and a while and makes a difference in kids lives? Right.
Do we have keyboards or do we type using The Force? Really? Thats your “hawt” oneliner? Did you spit your Tacobell all over your keyboard when you thought you “pwned” us?
Its ok seriously though, I just enjoy the friendly banter and realzing a world that you live in, blogging about people while you hide behind your friendly PC.
Dude, go force yourself. Show me again the the article where it says the two people getting married ‘make a difference in kids lives.’ To me, the article seems like it refers to people who won’t let go of their childhood and continue to live in some d-bag filled dreamland where you dress up as Boba Fett at your wedding and another Boba Fett objects to your marriage.
I did see where the bride proclaimed “Most of our friends, being “Star Wars” nerds, were coming to AdventureCon anyway.” At least she knows her role…
I will say, though, that I totally backed this particular line from your comment:
Do we have keyboards or do we type using The Force? Really? Thats your “hawt” oneliner? Did you spit your Tacobell all over your keyboard when you thought you “pwned” us?
You should really get a grip.
Who are you to judge people for how they choose to get married? I don’t recall anyone asking you for your “lame point of view”. This was thier day. This HOBBY is what they love and what brought them together.
What’s wrong with having a ceremony that expresses their individual personalities?
It takes a creative fun person to pull it off and requires that the two joining together be unique (not stupid or freaks). Who cares if you approve or not? You only hope you can find what they have. Not to mention the notarity they are getting from having a cool friend filled fantasy wedding.
Bet you didn’t hear anything about the other five weddings being held at the convention center this weekend.
Stamos, nah, I wont go force myself or whatever cliche you want to insert there. I happened to have done a little research and thought I would share that with you and your gang. The reason I didnt spell it out for you is that most of the Brahsome bloggers seem to think they know how the world turns and are the enchanted ones of all things. Translated, you put down what you dont know at the expense of others because your arrogance makes you think seem to know it all.
So before you decide who pays the price at your expense of humor, might do you a little good to actually do some homework.
Or do I stand corrected and you did your homework but now you have to go do your chores, eat dinner, take a bath and go to bed before mom gets mad because your dad didnt drop off the child support this week like he was supposed to?
See I made a generalization about someone I dont know. I could be wrong, or I could be right.
Something tells me the 501st won’t be frequenting Brahsome.com again any time soon. May the force be with you guys…
Why should the 501st visit here?
While they actually contribute to society, Brahsome members suck the life out of it.
Brahsome bloggers = skanks
Listen; Sorry to have offended you guys, but this, as all blogs, is a forum for opinionated discussion. I’m pretty sure no one here posted on your Star Wars board about how greatly informative and unbiased our story was. If you read at the top of our blog, we clearly inform our readers that we provide “biased, juvenile and usually unprofessional commentary.” I’d say that with that disclosure, it’s just fine for us to express our feelings about your boys’ wedding and it’s level of dorkery. Feel free to check back in when we write a piece talking shit about Paris Hilton or Barry Bonds or The Empire or something else you guys don’t like. Stamos out.
I attended this wedding as a friend of the bride and groom. As a star wars lover who dresses in a Slave Leia outfit (and looks damn fine in it) I would love to have this kind of a wedding. It’s not just for “complete fucking dorks.”
This was the single most entertaining wedding I’ve ever been to. And having an actor show up at your wedding and volunteer to play a part in it is a pretty big deal, no matter who the actor is.
It would actually be interesting to know which of the contributors to this blog have been married and just how excited they were on their “big day.” I bet they hated every moment of it.
It’s really sad to read a blog post that reeks of jealousy like this one does.
Personally, I’m married. In fact, since I haven’t seen a real Earth woman in seven years, a big day consists of, ironically, getting Princess Leia porn shot to my inbox so I can, in the words of Dave Chappelle, beat my dick like it owes me money.
Anyway, congratulations to the newly weds. This site isn’t some corporate facade (where the f*** did that come from btw?), it’s for us, the writers and dedicated journalists, to opine about stuff that we think is funny, smug and/or quasi-newsworthy. Such things include, but are not limited to, Pacman Jones, Scott Baio, the NBA, the NFL and people who decide to celebrate the sacred union of marriage by dressing up as two fictional fucking characters from a very popular movie that occurs in space.
Wow. Not married. And I might even strong arm someone into making a personal apology/retraction if we can get some Slave Leia pictures (they have to be both legitimately hot and verifiable though.)
Summer
You’re right. I’m not married and until I can find a little jabba the slut to play with my lightsaber, I will have to continue to live vicariously through you and the other defenders of the Republic. Jealousy indeed.
As bstone mentioned, if you’re willing to send pictures of you in the Princess Leia slave outfit, we will retract our story and join ‘forces’ with the 501st.
http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/members/summer.html
Summer is HAWT!! Now, GO APOLOGIZE!!
in response to annonymous. All themed weddings are lame and what the fuck is a fanboy?