Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 31st, 2007
You know the world is in a sad place when your local County Assessor is forced to resign just for trying to get her mind right at work. Granted, I’m not entirely sure what a County Assessor does, other than assess things, but whatever it is, it must be stressful, because Vickie Brown needed […]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 31st, 2007
“I’m not opposed to doing nudity - it would just have to be the right project.” Straight from the mouth of babe. Or more specifically, that’s what Scarlett Johansson used to reply to the idea that she might ever get nekkid on screen. We of course, are totally cool with that; in fact we highly […]
Posted in NFL, Profiles in Brahsomeness on Jul 30th, 2007
Only at brahsome.com can we follow up a piece on Japanese musical masturbation with a piece on the death of a football icon. There is no way to make this a smooth segue.
Former NFL coaching great Bill Walsh died today at the age of 75.
Walsh was hired in 1979 by the downtrodden San Francisco […]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 30th, 2007
We back the iPod. The iPhone looks like the tits, though none of us actually own one… yet. We back the PS3 and the Wii and most other technology. But something we don’t back? A cell phone that fucks our girlfriend. But you know who does back it? Japanese girls.
Care To Get Nice?The […]
Posted in MLB on Jul 30th, 2007
A couple of “Eastern deals” that are pending/looking likely in the world of sports today that at least warrant some discussion.
First off, we’re big Braves fans so we absolutely love the pending Mark Teixeira for Jarrod Saltalamacchia and Elvis Andrus deal. (Ed. Note: Stamos is a Mets fan. But Stamos can’t access the edit […]
Posted in Wonk Wonk on Jul 30th, 2007
Finally, someone in this family has stepped up and shown some freakin’ brains. Grandpappy Hilton (aka Barron Hilton) has decided that his stuck-up, famous for being a rich, loose-boxed, ex-con granddaughter will not be receiving her $60 million inheritance.
According to news.com, ol’ man Hilton (the only family member who still owns a major stake […]
Posted in NFL on Jul 30th, 2007
Reports out of Kansas City Chiefs’ camp in River Falls, Wisconsin are that running back Priest Holmes has his eye on a comeback this season.
Care to get nice?
Holmes is no stranger to overcoming adversity. The formerly undrafted free agent out of Texas has had a career riddled with injuries, yet was able […]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 27th, 2007
In an obvious attempt to move up in the Father of the Year rankings, Rod Stewart has granted Tommy Lee permission to bang his daughter, Kimberly.
To show his love for the young socialite, Tommy arrived at Rod Stewart’s house in a helicopter to pick Kimberly up for a date. Unfortunately, Rod wasn’t […]
Posted in Friday Fixx, Youtube on Jul 27th, 2007
It’s Friday again, but for Stamos and others, the weekend started a little early. Why you ask? Because that’s how Stamos fucking rolls, that’s why! Actually, the real story is that Stamos told his boss that he was feeling ill yesterday around 5pm so he could get home to waste some time […]
Posted in Aural Sex, Live Music on Jul 26th, 2007
Finally. The weekend is upon us…and it’s pretty solid as far as live music goes.
Widespread Panic brings their southern mojo to Charlotte, North Carolina to close out their summer tour with a two night stand.
The 2nd Annual Funkfest brings Cyril Neville, Karl Denson, Stanton Moore and some other funky brahs to Austin this […]
