Tuesday Quick-Draw

With Kigh out of the office, Bstone having to train some noob at his workplace, and Stamos being banned from accessing Brahsome.com from his cubicle, things are tough for the Brahs these days. (Ed. Note: In no way have I ever taken time off of work to help out with Brahsome. For serious.) But, being the professionals that we are, we ain’t gonna let nothing get in the way of providing stories to our viewing public. So, we’re bringing out another quickie to catch you up on the some recent happenings around the globe.

Care To Get Nice?

Lindsey Lohan was arrested again last night for DUI, just 5 days after she turned herself in for the last DUI. Officials also found a white, powdery substance that tested positive for opiates in Lohan’s possession. So, either she had some of Brandon Davis’ baby batter freeze dried for later, or that extensive stint at the Promises center didn’t really do the trick.

In Maryland, a alleged Mexican drug kingpin was arrested just months after authorities found $207 million in cash in his Mexico City mansion. Now, like us, you’re probably thinking that this helps explain Lindsey Lohan’s drunk driving- maybe she’s going to pay the big guy’s bail, or at least offer some conjugal white meat. But this guy actually made his money on pseudoephedrine, and as far as we know, Lohan doesn’t dabble in Meth. Yet.

Drew Carey has received the honor of following
Bob Barker as the host of America’s favorit game show, The Price Is Right. While not as good a choice as Dan Patrick in our opinion, Drew should do just fine. However, we can’t find any records of him getting in trouble for sexual assault or even being accused of ogling, so he’ll need to brush up on his skills. Maybe a crash course with Harold Reynolds and Marv Albert could get him up to speed.

Finally, Barry Bonds former flame, Kimberly Bell, will be appearing nude in the October issue of Playboy magazine. Along with the porn comes an interview where Bell shares intimate details of her relationship with Bonds. Surely when Bonds reads her stories about how his shriveled up meatstick made Joseph Canseco’s junk look like a 2 x 4 he won’t go into roid-feuled rage-a-thon.