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Letting The Dogs Out

by Brinson on August 1, 2007


Please don’t fault us for the shitty title, we threw this up here relatively quickly, while fighting off the pangs of hunger. Anywho, we found the picture directly to your Ricardo, and decided it absolutely needed a post of some sort. Nothing long per say, because, really, hasn’t there been enough mentioned about Ronny Mexico over the past four years (wait, its only been two weeks???) to really take care anything we can offer. We could tell you that the NCAAP is just being ridiculous (he killed and tortured a shitload of dogs, the federal government doesn’t deal with the word “allegedly” when they prosecute guys, and besides the fact that he’s actually been accorded every single civil liberty possible thus far, there certainly hasn’t been any race-related discrimination here. So come on.) but we won’t. We could tell you that Roger Goodell rules with an iron fist, but you already know that, and probably respect whatever decision he’s throwing down. We could tell you Vick is a moron, but again, already knew that. Or we could just do the logical thing, and sit back and stare at this [allegedly] herpes infused, dogfight of a circus that’s going to whirlwind its way through a Virginia Court. Don’t stop to sniff the roses, kids, you might miss something.

But.

We refuse not to contribute. So that’s why we’re going out of our way to present the blogosphere and interwebs with the newest (and not even photoshopped!!) dog related photo of Ron Mexico. We look forward to not being cited in thousands of blog posts.

Ballhype: hype it up!

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