WBNS-10TV in Cleveland is reporting that the Browns stadium facilities are adequately prepared to host the Kansas City Chiefs in a preseason game, following “About 300 people spent 30 minutes flushing the 1,500 toilets and urinals inside Cleveland Browns Stadium to make sure malfunctioning valves that caused flooding during a concert had been repaired.”
We would, of course, normally make jokes about foreshadowing the Browns season and how they’re really shitty, maybe even force a “gives a whole new meaning to the mascot” pun; however this particularly scenario is far too serious. Especially considering that the Browns had suspended training camp for a week until Brady Quinn’s pet gerbils had been discovered. It appears that Marion, Pierre, Lemmiwinks, Jr., and Fred will all be returned safely to the Quinn manor.
