Did You Keep Your Receipt?

And now, a run-of-the-mill story about fake crack. Juanita Marie Jones thought she was just living another day in paradise when she purchased a $20 bag from her local hard-slinger. That is, until she realized it was fake crack. The result of her outrage over purchasing the faux-rock was being arrested for possession of cocaine, after she called the cops. That’s right- she called the cops to complain about buying a bag of fake crack and sought help in getting a refund. See, kids, this is why we don’t support crack. We’ve all seen New Jack City, and know how hard it can be to back off crack. But seriously- if you’re so effed up that you think it’s in your best interest to call the cops when you got a bad bag, it’s time to move on. And how the hell hasn’t there been someone to do a take on Foxworthy’s stand-by and started a ‘you might be a crackhead if…’ series. We nominate Carlos Mencia. Hopefully his career would die the same slow death that Foxworthy’s has.