Africa has a very serious battle with AIDS going on. They’ve been dealing with attempts of genocide and crazy armies of kids on drugs (we’ve seen Blood Diamond and Rwanda). Unfortunately for them, more bad news is heading their way. According to this article from People, Paris Hilton is planning a trip to Rwanda this fall.
Ms. Hilton thinks that she can help Africa’s situation by bringing attention to their plight. Or, probably more accurately, someone on Paris’ payroll her told her it would be good for her image if she did some humanitarian work. We already have an Angelina Jolie. Do we really need her dumb ass over there doing three weeks of photo shoots with little kids she doesn’t give a shit about? If she really wanted to do something, how about she just saves us all the time and energy and she sends them some money. That’s the only thing she’s good for. Write a check and be done with it, woman.
“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern,” says Paris. “I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.” 
The only things she is bringing to ‘these issues’ are herpes and a low IQ. None of those kids will benefit from a cold embrace by a socialite carrying a handbag worth enough money to feed their entire family for a year.
I bet she chose Africa because she saw a Sally Struthers commercial and one of the kids reminded her of Nicole.
