There’s a good chance this is the most random thing to ever get posted on Brahsome, but it’s a problem that needs to be addressed.
About 15 minutes ago, Stamos walked into the bathroom at his office building, and as he passed by the first stall, noticed a grown man standing with his pants near his ankles urinating. Let’s repeat that- a grown man standing with his pants near his ankles urinating. What The Fuck Is That About? I mean, seriously. You’ve got a damn zipper, or at worst, a button fly. Zip it down and whip it out! We’ll never understand why anyone would even loosen their belt and undo the button before pissing. One of the benefits to being a brah as opposed to wearing one is that you can drain easily and anywhere. This whole ‘undo the belt, undo the button, unzip the fly, possibly even drop trou altogether before I piss’ deal is just absurd, and we think it either needs to be explained, or it needs to be stopped altogether. So, here’s a little contest. We challenge any Brahsome.com reader to offer a reasonable explanation as to why they would opt for any method of presenting their package for urine distribution other than the tried-and-true unzippit and whippit. If you can come up with one that is actually viable, understandable, and reasonable, we’ll send you the shirt of your choice. And don’t bother with anything involving a man with no arms, a man with no legs, a man who just really likes showing off his junk / ass to strangers, or anything absurd like that. Just picture a 40 year old business professional, and explain why he wouldn’t just unzip and whip.
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Hey there Mr. Wiener, what do ya know? Do you need to tinkle tinkle?
two words: bullheaded gonorrhea.
I have been trying to figure this out all damn day at work because I’ll do just about anything for a free T-shirt, but it just makes no sense. Nobody wants to see dude ass for no reason when their just trying to go about one of their daily pisses. The office sucks enough without throwing that in the mix. The nearest I can come to any semblance of an explanation is that for some reason you can’t/wont’ touch your junk. By pulling your pants all the way down, you could kind of sidle up to the urinal and piss direcly over it. I have never seen an aduly male with their pants down pissing at a urinal. That is some weak shit. If I saw an employee of mine doing that I would fire their ass on the spot. How could you trust someone like that? What kind of crazy shit are they up to? Sometimes I think the terrorists have already won.
I like to have some breathing room so I undo the button on my pants.
Plus it’s a pain in the ass trying to get my dong through the zipper hole.
I know his thingy is too small to whip it out so he has to remove anything that might get in the way of draining his lizard i.e. the clothing surrounding the area, his pants