Morning Wood is a daily take on some relevant pop culture topic. It will [usually] run at 10 a.m. and is designed to help you procrastinate that morning work load. Sometimes it will be long, sometimes it will be short. It will usually have boobs, links and links to boobs. You can bookmark it separately, or you could just be nice and visit like 50 times each day. Feel free to email uswith your questions, comments and suggestions for topics or Friday guest posters.
My apologies for the late Wood, but hey, late wood is better than no wood at all. As Brahsome’s foremost authority on piling, you’re probably assuming I slept in and hadn’t tucked wood yet. Not the case, however. If you tuned into the Brown Hour last night, you’d know that I was stepping out on Brahsome and on a job interview. If you only bought a few more of our t-shirts and hats I wouldn’t have to whore myself out. If you didn’t tune in last night but still want to hear the broadcast, just click the My Live Show link on the upper right side of the blahg. Speaking of Wood, if there’s one guy that knows what to do with his wood it’s Travis Henry of the Denver Broncos. Travis is back in the news, this time for winning an appeal of his one-year drug suspension. With Ricky Williams out for the season, Henry may the most Brahsome player in the NFL. Now that the suspension is behind him, Henry can get back to what he does best: racking up child support payments that would make Shawn Kemp blush. Speaking of child support and illies, that reminds me of one of the few cases that stand out in my mind from law school. In my family law class we read a case about a woman who gave some wealthy doctor a hummer, spat out his load and then used it to impregnate herself. She had the baby, sued for child-support and won. The court ruled that his man batter was a “gift” to the woman and he gave up all legal rights by depositing it in her mouth. Just another reason why a proper lady always swallows. On the subject of ladies who may (or may not) swallow, The Hills Season 3 airs its season finale on MTV this Monday at 10:00. I must admit my Hills addiction. It started as just something to appease my girlfriend…I would surf the interwebs and it served as background noise. After watching a few episodes, I realized it’s full of hot, slutty box and was hooked. I can usually squeeze it in during halftime of Monday Night Football. Well kids, I’m off to network with some geezer attorney and talk about job prospects, where he will inevitably tell me about how successful he has been and I should be like him when I grow up. Maybe I can give his secretary a “gift” for her time. I’m going to leave you with some links from our boys after the jump to help you procrastinate just a little longer.Quite possibly my two favorite things combined: Taters and Wii. NWS
Whatever happened to those Coors Light commercials? TWINS! – Hottest Girls of Myspace
Mariah Carey auctions off her fake tatties. Nigh. – Drunken Stephfather
Brett Favre winning SOTY – Epic Carnival
A visual recap of Victoria’s Secret 2007 Fashion Show from Mac G
WHERE IS THE SLAVO MEDVEDENKO REFERENCE? – Deadspin/NBA Closer by Skeets
Justifying the loss to a Dave Wannestadt coached team – Losers With Socks
Death of Big Ten Tailgate – Schlub Report – How f’ing ridiculous is the Big 10?
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Really makes that whole $100,000+ law school experience seem worth it, doesn’t it. Wait, no, I guess it probably does not.