Here’s your standy boobs and link-jobs for the day.  Enjoy.

As huge Mario Williams fans, we back any post that even quasi-bashes Reggie Bush - 100% IR

Epic Carnival gives a lesson on how to help spread rumors that may or may not have legs (surely we had some joke in there about leg spreading, but it’s pretty early, and we haven’t gotten enough caffeine in the system yet)

A variety of Mike Myers characters appear in a pesudo-interview over at GOWF

Remember the sax guy from the Lost Boys?  Hot Chick with Douchebags does.

Losers With Socks discuss the merits of Tebow’s season regarding the Heisman win.

Speaking of Tebow, Poon of the SEC celebrates with some hot box from Florida.

Did you ever want to see Wynona Ryder having sex with a dummy?  Niether did we.  But Drunken Stepfather did.

 ”I think the adorable stops right when you see the tatoo and right after 3 guys enter the room to put 3 penises in her mouth at the same time” - Hottest Girls of MySpace

Busted Coverage finds yet another teacher banging a student.  But this one was a former beauty queen.