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In Loving Memory

by Stamos on December 13, 2007

As we bid farewell to the body that Jessica Alba had, the body we all knew and loved before it was defiled by Cash Warren’s junk and will now stretch beyond recognition, we remember the good times. The bright smile, the perfectly perky rack, and that fine, fine ass. Let’s take a walk down memory lane with Jessica Alba. May her amazing figure, which is about to be destroyed by the Warren spawn growing inside her, rest in peace. Amen.

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greebs December 13, 2007 at 7:12 pm

Warren Spawn…Warren Spaughn. Very punny, kids.

Stamos December 14, 2007 at 9:05 am

It’s actually Warren Spahn, Greebie, but thanks for noticing the pun. If it wasn’t for readers like you who can pick up on the little stuff, Brahsome would have no home.

andy from NY January 4, 2008 at 11:47 am

just wrong…..she was so sexi…..and but a dream to alot of people…..this blows….

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