Links + Taters + [Usually] Once a Day = Daily Laters
While you’re here, you might as well read Brinson’s other column. Which has to do with Eskimos today. (Fine, don’t even read it. Just click the link and then hit the back arrow on your brower. He doesn’t care.)
Did you see how we did that shit? You probably didn’t. But we went all circular like and whatnot, going up top with the peanut butter yesterday, then hitting the TOAST! this morning. And then BAM!!!-wash that shit down with some OJ, son. Or perhaps we had links left over from yesterday and the whole day was about steroids. One or the other. Right now all we can think about is food though. (Ed. Note: Brinson started smoking meth this morning we think. Get it together, man.)
Well, food and MARSHAWN “BEAST MODE” LYNCH. Now in cartoon form carrying us to another fantasy football title. Brinson! Stamos! Fancypants! The Playoffs! Aren’t you excited?
Not as excited as we were to hear about the Rooooooooooooooooocketmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrniiiiiiiiiiiiing through the air up heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. Sorry. F off. You don’t even know what cool is. Clemens is busted. Nice. [Fanhouse]
Of course, as Epic Carnival points out, not everyone was excited about the names that got dropped yesterday. In fact, we’re not saying that they call George Mitchell a “sandy vagina” exactly…but you know.
Speaking of Fah-gina’s that wear sweater vests…tFailboat’s record in Bowl Games. We like that nickname.
Couldn’t agree more with with the Putdown’s take on J-Smoove.
Happy Steroid Day – The Mitchell Report (PDF)
An open letter to Jennifer Love Hewitt from Baba Ganoush at Tasty Booze.
Mac G presents, This Ole WhoreHouse!
- Annnnnd some Sweater Pups
Mary Karola Will Become a Household Name…And with Good Reason [Hottest Girls of Myspace]
No, no, we’re fine with her last name being tits too.
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Brinson obviously doesn’t know that the lyrics to Rocketman are “burning out his fuse up here alone” as opposed to “burning through the air.” He does, however, seem to think he knows what ‘cool’ is.
That was kind of the point. Singing it loudly, messing up the words, etc.
And the “you don’t even what cool is” is from FG.