In hindsight, we’re starting to think this wasn’t the most work friendly headline. (”This Seems Like Questionable Journalism” from Mister Irrelevant is probably much more appropriate.) So, um, our bad when the kinda cute girl three cubicles down starts looking at you with the same glare we’re getting right now. Of course, on the other hand, if you end up opening up door number two for an early Christmas present at your office party tonight, well, you owe us homie.
Anywho, the point of all this is that the headline is probably the funniest thing to come out of Jersey since
Jason Kidd’s divorce proceedings my new haircut. Which, frankly, never really gets old.