In attempt to re-connect with the American heart land and win over parents everywhere, Loooziana’s first family will be welcoming another member to its clan in roughly nine months. Shockingly though, its not the baby making machine Brit that is squeezing one out this time.

Reports from Tinsletown are that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears, who possesses a cuteness once associated with her sociopathic, bat-shit crazy older sister, is pregnant.

According to reports coming from every media outlet that covers important global occurrences such as this, the babby-daddy and poor bastard who can only hope to reap the financial benefits of having Brit as extended family is Casey Aldridge, who Jamie Lynn met at church. Praise Jebus.

Please see your favorite celebrity news site for more juicy details as I really hate this non-brahsome family and would rather not continue writing this story.

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