In attempt to re-connect with the American heart land and win over parents everywhere, Loooziana’s first family will be welcoming another member to its clan in roughly nine months. Shockingly though, its not the baby making machine Brit that is squeezing one out this time.
Reports from Tinsletown are that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears, who possesses a cuteness once associated with her sociopathic, bat-shit crazy older sister, is pregnant.
According to reports coming from every media outlet that covers important global occurrences such as this, the babby-daddy and poor bastard who can only hope to reap the financial benefits of having Brit as extended family is Casey Aldridge, who Jamie Lynn met at church. Praise Jebus.
Please see your favorite celebrity news site for more juicy details as I really hate this non-brahsome family and would rather not continue writing this story.
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you should not be trashing this family just because both of their daughters got pregnant at a young age!!!! i mean i am 13 years old and 5 months pregnant with a little boy!!! there are people/ teenagers all over the world who get pregnant at a young age or have a kid too early in life…… people just make mistakes!!!
Right, Courtney. The shame is that you didn’t learn from Brit Junior’s mistake and decided to accept a cream pie instead of throat yogurt. We’re not saying you shouldn’t get your bottom knocked- just wrap that shit up, B.