Daily is obvious. Although sometimes not true! Laters = links + taters.
Gemma Atkinson photo courtesy of Busted Coverage. G-Damn.
Hey-hey-hey-heyheyhey. Where’s the Super Mario on the Pro Bowl snub list Mac?
Clearly someone else is aware of the many faults of the Chicago Bears. And Kyle Orton. But there’s hope yet! We smell Mittens in your future Show!
You know how everything is like waaaaay too extreme these days? (My gum, for instance, is RAGING M*THERF*CKING RASPBERRY or some-such) Well, as Tasy Booze points out, there are some really awesome things that are extreme. Like Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Man do we miss smoking, um, things.
The Minnesota Vikings are 1,400 tickets away from a sellout in one of the biggest games in franchise history over the past five years? Awkward.
“There’s something very special about this girl. She’s 19 so that’s kind of special. Her breasts are real and have tremendous stand alone power, which is also special.” Here, here, Mister Landers. Although we don’t get the fascination with “Official Myspace Pages” for not technically famous yet really hot chicks either, we still back it.
Hard to believe that at one point we liked Chris Berman. Why doesn’t ESPN just loop “Whooooop-whoop-whoop” over the video for this new Sportscenter piece, “The Greatest Highlight”?
Oh. You want the breast implants for your tattoo sir? Well, that’s totally logical. Prabs.
We might nominate this stripper pole at a tailgate video for Youtube of the year. At the risk of swallowing our own collective foot, we’re just going to leave it at that. (Video = WS. Sound = NWS.) Or we could just change “Rick Roll’d” to “Vick Pole’d”. No? Okay, then.
Well, I’ll be damned. You may if you’re lucky, Wyatt.
There’s not much sexier than an Ashlee Simpson lookalike standing next to a Land Rover covered in mud. Okay there are lots of things. We have issues with SUVs, but whatever. She plays soccer. Leave us alone.
Just more proof that we should turn over all awards and screaming-newspaper-writer-television shows to bloggers.
