Save The Whales!
Dec 20th, 2007 by Stamos
Big news out of Chapel Hill today where it’s being reported that 3 members of the UNC football team were kidnapped, robbed, and sexually assaulted. Look, anyone who’s been to Brahsome.com before knows we bash the Heels at every opportunity, but sexual assault is a BIG deal. Especially when Jenice Taylor (pictured left) is involved. Word on the street is that the players invited Taylor and her friend Tnika Washington over for a night of explicit pleasures including, but not limited to, being tied up. But, once they got tied up, your boy Michal Lewis showed up, got naked, and robbed the UNC players of both their money and their manhood while Taylor satisfied her cravings for touching Tar Heel trouser snake.
Honestly, though, if you got lubelessly HJed by the beluga calling herself Jenice, wouldn’t you cry rape too? Looks like UNC is the new Miami afterall.
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