Many of you probably watched the Chargers-Broncos game, at least until it turned into a total and utter blowout. Which was roughly around halftime, when your uncle Zeke passed out in his mug of eggnog at Christmas Eve dinner. We decided to hang around and watch for a while, mainly in the interest of our fantasy football team (second consecutive title, 14 straight wins en route to a 15-1 season, stank you very much) and LaDanian Tomlinson, when we caught this little bit of fluff between Philip Rivers and Jay Cutler. That’s right. Marmalade brings the m*therf*cking funk. And Cutler looks like a douchy Vandy frat star. So suck it, Trebek.
(Also, it’s worth noting that Tony Kornheiser is a complete and total moron. He wouldn’t quit beating the “No one knows LT!” thing into the ground. Everyone knows LT, TK. Just go back to radio please.)
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While I agree on the ridiculousness of the whole “nobody knows LT” thing, I think Kornheiser is fine overall. He does his job. He’s not supposed to know the intricacies of football (for example, John Madden fails TERRIBLY on this front). He’s just supposed to quip in the background and not fuck up the game. He does that. It’s a good crew b/c of Jaws and Tirico.
By the way, who the fuck is “LT?” I only know guys that play in Chicago or New York…