God Gets Nigh

So I was at the obligatory Christmas eve church service with the family, doing the only brahsome thing I could think of, scanning the crowd for hotties, when my sister starts giggling under her breath.  I give her the “what’s so funny?” look and she points to a prayer in the service program she’s holding.  I grabbed the program and quickly scanned the prayer and immediately started laughing myself when I read the sentence “Lord, evermore to me be nigh.”  If you’ve followed Brahsome much, you know that we have a fairly extensive vocabulary of our own words and “nigh” is one of our more popular terms.  To help our readers decipher our lexicon, we created the Brahsome Dictionary.  After church I looked up “nigh” in your standie Webster-Merriam and it means near.  I definitely prefer the Lord to be Brahsome nigh to me.  I hope all your brahs out there are having a Nigh Christmas.

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