The word on the street, and by street I mean the intraweb, is that Reggie Bush, 22, is engaged to homemade pr0n star Kim Kardashian, 27.
Normally we back slaying some older box, especially if she’s a model or actress that makes more money than you. Unfortunately for Reggie, that’s not the case. This time around, the older box is attached to a psuedo-celebrity hanging on to her 15 minutes of fame with a death grip that would make that Kimberly Stewart blush.
No one will ever accuse Reggie of being a genius or a great decision maker, but when your lady’s tits, ass and va-jayjay have been seen by everyone out there smart enough to use Google, you might want to check yourself. And make sure you get the lawyers that kept the team of monkeys over at the NCAA off your back to draw up a prenuptial agreement as iron clad as the Massey Prenup. That’s an Intolerable Cruelty reference for those keeping score at home.
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