Via-girl

So maybe you and your lady friend’s sex life isn’t as copious as it once was.  Maybe she’s always tired or has a headache or some other excuse.  Or maybe she just laughs at you when you try to sneak it in.  Or maybe you just love hunting cougars.  Or maybe you’re looking for a gift for your grandpa for his birthday.  Regardless, we’ve got good news for you.  LibiGel is being tested at UVa right now, and if all goes well, could hit the shelves soon.  What is LibiGel you ask?  Basically Viagara for women, except it’s a gel they rub on their arm rather than a diamond-shaped pill that makes you sing songs in a barn with a bunch of your fun-time-boy friends.  Either way, sooner rather than later, if you’re not getting enough tang for your wang, pick up some LibiGel and offer your special lady a back massage.  Lube up, rub it in, and within 24 hours you’ll be giving her the short and choppy just like the good old days.

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