If you’re not familiar with the Morning Wood, it’s basically a vehicle for your favorite Brahs to rant about whatever’s on their mind. And this morning, I’ve got 3 things I’m thinking about, so I’m gonna touch them all.
First, the BCS title game. It basically blew. tOSU scored early, and then LSU rattled off 17 unanswered. Or was it 24 unanswered? Either way, Tressel got straight up out coached by Miles, and OSU moved to 0-8 against the SEC in bowl games. And while LSU and OSU ended up #1 and #2 in the BCS, I think this year, as much as any other, gives strength to the argument that a playoff would be worthwhile. John Swofford, the commissioner of the ACC, and next year’s head of the BCS is making a push for a +1 game system, but is that really the answer? A +1 this year would have had OSU playing Oklahoma and LSU playing Va Tech. But 3 of those 4 teams lost in their bowl games, with OSU and Oklahoma getting completely exposed, and Mangino positioning himself as the best fat coach in the biz. Yeah, I think we need 8 teams. Then, red-hot UGa and USC would have had a chance, Kansas could show that it deserved a piece, Mizzou wouldn’t have been shafted into playing unranked and coachless Arkansas. But, we know it’s not gonna happen as long as the Rose Bowl is making bank off it’s TV contracts, so this is an argument that can continue next year.
Here’s another thing on my mind:
What the fuck is up with these Charles Schwab commercials. You know the ones I’m talking about- some loser who’s been painted over, sipping a Mocha Latte talking to someone else about how his broker is sneaking fees on him and then ‘talking to Chuck.” Christ I hate those commercials. Loathe them.
What’s that about? It’s about you being a fucking shitbag. I’m waiting for SNL to do a skit where they have one of those commercials, and then it pans across the table to whomever they are talking to and gets a reaction. Like in this one, it could pan across to the Vietnamese whore sitting across this guy’s breakfast table and she could say something like “I no know what that about, but you want me jerk you off?” Or the one with the woman talking about how they’re ‘looking for ways to nickel and dime us’ could pan over to her 7 year old daughter who could say “Mommy, where is daddy?” and she could say “Daddy left with his whore secretary, and he’s nickel and diming me out of child support.” Hi-larious.
And finally, as long as I’m over at YouTube, there’s a video over there that just doesn’t get old. I’m pretty sure we’ve had this on Brahsome before, back when ye olde blahg was in it’s infancy, but every so often, I like to bring out the old shit. Why you gotta be bringin up old shit, you ask? Because the old shit is the good shit. Enjoy.
