A Ballsy Proposition
Jan 16th, 2008 by Stamos
We’re all quite familiar with the idea of hanging dice in the mirror. And drivers have long adorned their trailer hitches with tennis balls and had Yosemite Sam staring back at you from their mudflaps. But, if Delegate Lionel Spruill has his way, people in Virginia won’t be hanging fake testicles any more. Apparently it started when the daughter of a constituent saw some faux-nuts hanging from a truck in front of him and asked what they were. He couldn’t explain, so he convinced Lionel to wage war against cars with balls. Hey, Lionel? How about just telling your daughter that the car is a male car, and has balls like all other male specimen? Or maybe just tell your daughter to shut the fuck up and finish her homework like a good father? Why you gots to go ruining it for the rest of us who just want to express ourselves via hanging hairy beanbags from our car bumpers? 
“Sir, I’m going to be a laughingstock, but I’m going to do it,” Spruill said. Sounds more like something you’d hear coming from the mouth of Steve-O than a state rep. Then again, dealing with testicles is something we’d expect more from Steve-O than a state rep.
So aggressive.
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Ah the retarded car balls. Just like the ‘Calvin peeing’ stickers, if you have that shit on your vehicle, we cannot hang.