Morning Wood: The Ultimate Nightmare

So you met a girl, fell in love and popped the question.  Life doesn’t get any better, right?  Our own Stamos is living out that fairytale right now.  I mean what man doesn’t want to sign up until the divorcepermanently for the same box, which you will immediately see less of upon “I do.”  Not to mention immediately trying to get preggers so she can retire make your home and spend your loot faster than she quits giving head.  Couldn’t get any better, could it?  Well, what if you significant other turned out to be your twin?  Unless your from West Virginia, it’s a huge problem.  A British couple lived this nightmare.  They were separated at birth and adopted by different parents.  Details of how it all went down are being kept private for obvious reasons.  The marriage was annulled after judges ruled ”it never validly existed.”  Too bad it still exists that you effed your sister after she gave you head. 

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