No F*cking Way
Jan 16th, 2008 by Stamos
We’re a couple days late on this post, but it’s something we needed to address. For those who haven’t heard, Jenna Jameson is hanging it up as a porn star… again. And here’s a couple of groaners that we felt it necessary to run off:
1. She just got tired of dealing with the in’s and out’s of the business.
2. It’s such a load off her chest to be moving forward.
3. We’re confident she’ll suck at her next job too.
4. Pound for pound, she’s the best there ever was.
5. She wanted to get out while she was still on top.
6. She hopes to work in an environment where they think outside the box.
7. While her past was in our hands, her future is in her own (think about that one- so poetic).
If you’ve got some better ones, leave em in the comments. And here’s the last time you might see Jenna on video.
Brilliant. I’m too flippin tired to think of anything to add yet, but I’m thinking.
She got tired of the man always sticking it to her.
Her old employers kept giving her the shaft.
She was dicked over one too many times.
She no longer enjoys being shot in the face with jizz and then having a the guy slap his cock on her face….wait that’s not a good one.
she was tired always getting slapped in the face
hah that was a nice on ay?
1) She worked with a bunch of cocks.
2) She was tired of laying down and taking it like a whore, while all the men she worked with got a-head!
3) Management was working her like a dog far too often.
Umm, something something… F*cked if I know…
she was tired of her co-workers selling her out for under a dime
she was tired of struggling to get a-head while every1 else struggled to get behind
she was tired of feeling vulnerable and left wide open
she was tired of lying on her back and doing nothing
she needed a little more action
she wanted to be able to look her daughte in the face and being proud when her daughter said she wanted to be jus like her mom
she was tired of the little bucks so decided to go for the big d***s (i mean) leagues