download Revelation We’re a couple days late on this post, but it’s something we needed to address. For those who haven’t heard, Jenna Jameson is hanging it up as a porn star… again. And here’s a couple of groaners that we felt it necessary to run off:
1. She just got tired of dealing with the in’s and out’s of the business.
2. It’s such a load off her chest to be moving forward.
3. We’re confident she’ll suck at her next job too.
4. Pound for pound, she’s the best there ever was.
5. She wanted to get out while she was still on top.
6. She hopes to work in an environment where they think outside the box.
7. While her past was in our hands, her future is in her own (think about that one- so poetic).
If you’ve got some better ones, leave em in the comments. And here’s the last time you might see Jenna on video.