Innuendo All Up Your Backside, Kid!

We’re not the type to hear phrases like “bang”, “balls” and “do” in normal day parlance and start laughing like Butthead. (Yeah, that’s right. A Beavis and Butthead reference. Don’t act like “…Do America” isn’t in your top five all time. Come on.) Anyway, we actually are the type of people who laugh heartily when we hear people make awkward innuendo, especially when they didn’t mean it. And it certainly doesn’t hurt when said people are college basketball announcers and decide to dress up as fake doctors for silly (and stupid!) mid-game “chemistry lessons. You have to suffer through two quick scores before Jimmy Dykes (*snicker* – see?) decides to shout “You run it up my backside, I’ll run it up your backside!”

Rumor has it that Stamos and roomies spent the 15 minutes after this clip exchanging lines like “You f me in the a, I’ll f you in the a” and “You anally penetrate me, I’ll return the favor and add some missionary in there too.” Right. It sounded much funnier (and much less homosexual, not that there’s anything wrong with that) when he related the joke over the telephone.