Seriously. We didn’t come sprinting into the kitchen yesterday morning in flannel pj’s and a long sleeve pile special T-shirt just to have our parents laugh at us and tell us to get dressed and hurry the f*ck up into the office. We saw snow. And we thought we were going to pile face all day long. Sigh. Instead we did actual work! But that doesn’t mean you should have to work today (for no reason other than we don’t feel the need to). So we thought we’d pass along some funny sh*t (no clue why we’re censoring) to help ease the lack of a fa’ real snow day we’re all dealing with.
Super Model of the World???? Go on.
New Shirts from KSK. We want to tell them to fuck off for attacking Phil, but whatever, the shit is funny and the shirt’s are pretty sick.
The Mormons are uptight? And don’t like pornographic music videos? Are those even real? And is anyone shocked by this?
Small White Ball brings the thunder by finding the Mike and Mike Roast video.
Tirico Suave brings the thunder with a “Tremendous Brian Bosworth XFL Preview“. Um, nuff said?
Why Jason Garrett ain’t leaving Dallas (plus a superb picture of him in some sort of top-hat. Silky David Garrard he is not.)
Show ranks quarterbacks. What? The guy is white-hot on Brahsome right now.
Note to self: Don’t use nooses on the cover of Brahsome.
Poor Kwame Brown. He’s so sensitive. And his fantasy value clearly sucks too. [Sundry Fanhouse Items]
Speaking of fantasy, nice little take on post season fantasy value/stock market from the Ghosts.
Not that we particularly enjoy getting “serious” about “important things”, but this is a pretty cool Gross Domestic Product map where the countries replace the states. Just interesting to know.
Oh….pleasepleaseplease let the the Writers’ strike end. Directors are nice and all, but we need the writers.
Taters:
Heidi Klum. Some sort of jeans. [DWH]
Her body most certainly warrants the link. [HGOM]
Cindy Margolis busting out. [Paul's World, NSFW]
