You “ladies” and “gentlemen” may remember our very own Boxy Brown, she of Celebrity Hot Box fame. Well, bitches, she’s back. And bringing the celebrity funk. In just a bit we’ll be rolling out an MSMB as well, as part of our Box Party Weekend Spectacular. Got questions for Boxy, Magic Sarah or want to see a certain celeb issue covered on Brahsome? Hit us on the hipnag at blog@brahsome.com
Well I guess one thing will make a girl come out of hiding and for this gal it is having someone pop on the scene and try to rip your style. Let me just dive balls deep into what is going on. Bulleted list appears below as Mrs. Boxy got all classy and shit while away.
1. Please see image to your right. This bothers me for two reasons. First beginning that situation would NEVER happen. She has long hair and not even the tips are damp. I would say it is because her adorable new tittering on C cup is keeping her afloat but her hair is too long to keep it all dry. Second, being just Spencer as a person. How would you like to be in a relationship where not only did the guy suck so bad you lost all friends and almost your job but then you had to think about fucking him. The only option would be clinch your ass let him go straight for it and desperately hope he shoots his load quick. Do not even get me started on those F’ing nightmare nights they go out alone have a couple of drinks which give him limp dick that he thinks is going to produce something. If I was her I would let him pound me until it formed a hole in the wall so I could crawl in it and die.
2. Lohan on/off wagon. Each report different. Here is my report bitches. It is simple. Homegirl has a bigger problem than boozing like all people her age. All you hear is Lohan sipping champagne at New Years when you should be hearing what happened later. Lohan getting her face fucked while listening to Fergies Glamorous. News for you sweet tits – it’s not so glamorous to be throwing up the champ and thick puddy after a couple of hair boys where bouncing off your chin. Kids these days grow up so damn fast.
(Ed. Note: Yeah, I know this picture is unrelated to the news but I’ve got bullet points too, slutbags. 1. Look at her lathering method. So solid. 2. Maybe I don’t watch The Hills, but Heidi seems like the top that might rock the following fashion trend.)
3. The last thing I would like to comment on is not celebrity related. It is dealing with something I had no idea was still in existence until I had the privilege of seeing it recently. What I am referring to is the oh so hot fashion trend of wearing thongs that peek out of your trousers. I thought this had left us long ago but oh no friends some ladies are still to this day rocking the shit out of the look. The reason I want to bring this up is because it absolutely baffles me. First how to you get your look together. Do you put on the thongs, pull on your pants and then give those lace straps a tug up? How do you decide how much length between the lines and the pants? Also how do you look in the mirror and say to yourself damn girl I am bringin it? The look basically tells the opposite or same sex I will let you slap me in my face with your shit ridden slong after you defile me at my mothers house at my 3 year old sisters birthday party during the afternoon. There are no limits with this look. It is either that or it could be all for engineering purposes meaning you have aloud everything up to a small colt to rip into you that you have to do this maneuver just to keep those delicate lips from cause an irritation when rubbing against your knees. I truly do not know but if anyone does know the meaning and reason behind this enlighten your girl.
