The only thing better than hookers and blow? (a.k.a. a party with Linds! Zing!)Rocky and Bullwinkle references. Hells yeah.

Links, Taters and humorous things of sundry nature after the jump. Get Nice. No, really, do.

“Finally found a reason to visit Chattanooga?” Come on, BC. Brinson and the Piler have a special place in their hearts (for different reasons, one high school the other college, both drunken stupors) for the ‘Noog. Of course, Tabatha Gilley touches us in far cooler places than the heart.

Hilary selects…Tracy Flick for her running mate? Wha-wha-what???

Music videos? Hot sluts? Go on.

Maybe I’m wrong here, but I get the feeling the younger Mister Irrelevant was influenced by Ace Ventura. (”Lovely hat of death?” Come on.) Shit is priceless, B.

Woah, woah, woah. There’s an underground Vagina Bunny Ranch in New York City???? Unless you’re talking about Sing-Sing Karaoke, we are unawares.

The Big Picture is rolling out everyone’s favorite Carolina Panther lesbianic cheerleaders for their staple “Who Would You Do?” tourney. Nice call gentlemen. Oh yeah, and if they use a suggestion of yours you get hookers and blow. Which is nice.

Excellent use of a football reference combined with a celebrity ass combined with a humorous pun that totally made us LOL-stix. Or something.

Gloria Velez. Hottie of the Week. What more do you need to know?

Storming the Floor gets us ready for March. It feels like college basketball is almost come and gone, but M-Madness this year should be sickner. So true, Marco, so true.

The snow is gone, but that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at other people’s misfortunes should there be snow on the ground.

NFC Championship game recap. In photos! We like photos. Less smarting. Er, thinking.

College football blog awards! Yay No seriously, blog awards rule. We’d love to win one. Hint f’ing hint. (Although we do outrightedly acknowledge we are not a college fb blog.)

This is what we wish Kigh looked like. (Don’t tell us name “jokes” aren’t funny either, you clown.)