The NBA announced today that the four contestants involved in the 2007 Sprite Slam would be Gerald Green, Jamario Moon, Dwight Howard and Rudy Gay. So, our questions is? Donde el chingo esta el ciudad? (Loosely translated). Green has to be in there, because he’s the defending champ. We have no problem with Howard, since he should be the defending champ. Both Rudy Gay and Jamario Moon have sickner hops. But sicker than Nick Young? Come on now. You think we worked that g*dd*mn hard to get his nickname pegged to have David Stern just ignore us? Hardly. We demand a recount.