Pulling Over Leads To Pulling Out

Kevin Sims, a police officer in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, was just making a standard bar check around 1am one Spring night in 2004. But this night would end up far from standard. After making small talk with a bar patron whom he knew from previous traffic stops, he went on about his business as usual. Not long after, though, he pulled the woman over, and she informed him she had a suspended license. So then he just called in backup and ran her plates like he’s supposed to, you say? No. Instead, he took her to a local park, and pulled the old insert-and-wiggle while wearing his police uni, firearm still in holster. So, while he ain’t got no job, at least he got his rocks off. Hats off to you, Kevin, for reminding us all that one round of bottom-knocking is totally worth a career. Especially if that one round of bottom-knocking makes your career like a certain heiress who could care less pictured above…

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