Vending Ma-Green

Yeah, we agree that Ma-green is a pretty weak play on machine, but it’s 10am, and we just got back from the Herbal Nutrition Center.  So, as you would imagine, we’re quite toasty.  Haven’t heard of the Herbal Nutrition Center, huh?  Well, it’s this glorious place out in Cali where they have these vending machines that sling pot.  If you can get your local MD to hook it up with a medi-marijuana pass, you don’t need to worry about calling Sampson anymore.  Just give a holler to the HNC, and whenever you feel like it (like around the time when you’re headed out at 1am to pick up those sour cream and onion chips with some dip, some beef jerky, some peanut butter, some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s’mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap’n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on ‘em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons) swing on by and pick up that 8th of the sticky-icky G-13 that they roll with out on the left coast.  This innovation will hopefully provide for the people that need it while not supplying kids with drugs.  ”You have kids that want to get high and that’s not what marijuana is for,” Robert Miko said. “It’s to medicate.”  Preach on, Bobby.  We hate when the little ones get into our stash.  Seriously kids, daddy just needs to medicate for a little while.